panda strategy

being stupid, cute, and innocent (or often pretending to be) to make up for your inability to fend for yourself and/or lack of meaningful contributions in life, with the hopes that other people will love and support you out of pity. it's just like real pandas. literally the whole species is useless but they're only alive because "uwu cute"

he can't drive or do taxes, but everyone's happy to support him because he acts like he can't do anything wrong. he's forced to rely on the panda strategy for his survival.

by out getting milk August 26, 2023

South Side Strategy

A updated variation of Richard Nixon's "Southern Strategy" used in the south side of Des Moines, IA using racist and nativist dog whistles to win the support of white working class Baby Boomers living in the neighborhood.

When Eddie Mauro tells everyone he is "the Italian candidate" and his main campaign message is how long he has lived there, he is going heavy with the South Side strategy.

by Maroon 2022 April 11, 2022

Gramps 8-Ball Strategy

The act of keeping your phone 90 degrees to your eyes to line up a game pigeon 8-ball shot

person 1: bro how did you one turn me
person 2:i used Gramps 8-Ball strategy

by 05012 October 18, 2022

Piss-Cum Strat

Piss-Cum Strat, although abnormally named, is a glitch in the browser game Chirpy Reverie in which Chirpy, the main character, gets clipped into a wall and his "Grounded" flag for a few frames, allowing him to perform a secondary jump.

Bart performs a Piss-Cum Strat in the final level of the game to save a dash.

by NamelessNexus November 20, 2022

strategerize

To make a strategy

"When you be up on the block, and you see niggaz rollin' heavy, you gotz to strategrize yo' bounce plan"

by Nugs May 6, 2003

Strategically Placed Cows

These are cows(as in the animal we eat)that have been placed by cattle ranchers strategically on large ranchlands to fertilize their fields. Also known as SPC's.

Look at all the Strategically Placed Cows, they're really doing a great job of fertilizing large expanses of Albertan prairie.

by astoriastory March 10, 2007

Strategic Churpse

When you chat up or 'churpse' a girl you don't actually like to make someone you really fancy jealous

"Does Matt like that girl he's with?"

"Naa man, it's a strategic churpse"

by BBB23 April 29, 2010