Immaculate Stock

When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.
I am now a religious man. I've had my first immaculate stock!
by dutch_rudder_jockey January 16, 2013
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Stock VSCO Thot

The one person in your class who won’t shut up and mind their own business...
Yo, Demi is such a Stock VSCO Thot, I fucking hate it
by That_Lil_Sleeze April 15, 2020
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Stock up with cuteness

It's used when we watch a streamer or video that we find entertaining, it can trigger the release of serotonin in our brain, which can contribute to positive emotions such as smiling.
I need to watch some LadySolystraI need to "stock up with cuteness".
by Lolrace May 31, 2023
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Stocking stuffer

"I ran out of tissues so I had to go with the stocking stuffer method instead."

"When you're alone for Christmas, there's only one stocking stuffer you get."
by Thunder of Muscle December 13, 2022
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Stocking stuffer

When a woman or a man engages in sexual intercourse, involving every hole being stuffed. Mouth, ass, and vaginal area, per woman. Males mouth and ass. Various partners, toys and creativity apply.
You mean your husband gave you a stocking stuffer on your wedding night , oh my god
by Ahsile June 30, 2017
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Stocking Stuffer

an item, usually small in size, that is sold during the holidays to be put in stockings for christmas. usually food, gift cards, or small trinkets (tops, rubik's cubes, puzzles, etc.)
"i got stocking stuffers to put in your stocking for christmas"
by marthayouclumsyslut May 02, 2021
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Popcorn Stock

A stock that has a huge following of dreamers that believe the lies of YouTube Grifters.
This Popcorn stock is gonna rocket, hey watch my dog do this trick and buy my cheap tat.
by BoofingKenG September 03, 2021
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