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stock cock

(N.) A penis that is used as b-roll footage during pornog movies, it may not be the actual actor's member but merely selected for its artistic appeal.
Ohh...no my face was never in the movie, I was cranking down in the corner and they just used me as a stock cock.
by Mailmancalves April 9, 2016
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Stocked

1. (Slang)- for when something is full like your inventory, the fridge, or when someone is ultra muscular( see yoked) or when a team against you is better and has no more openings to flip sides.
"Damn bro! This round we are getting clapped, the other team is hella stocked!"
by Greatnessdefined December 13, 2022
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zain stocks

sugar daddy to hot anon discord e-girl piss baby. spends stonks on discord nitro and desperately wants to get fucked by tubbo ben.
"do you know i do zain stocks?"
by glizzygobbla7427 February 19, 2021
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Slinging stocks and cutting deals

Returning to your previous life of petty crime once you either completed your sentence for the same crime or you were charged but never convicted.
Paul Pelosi is slinging stocks and cutting deals. Lol.
by Sexydimma July 15, 2022
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ben stock

a tall male normally quite full of himself making status' that no one really cares about. Girls tend to like him but some would question why as he is a bad friend and tends to dance in a strange manner in the hope of getting a girl while of course everyone around him is discussing how funny he looks
hey look over there
oh yeah its ben stock dancing
also known as doing a stock
by davey baby May 14, 2015
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Camel stockings

When a woman's camel toe is revealed in public by her extremely tight leggings.
Did you see her camel stockings?

Some women should stay away from the camel stockings.

Camel stockings were so last year.
by the_firstman_84 January 23, 2011
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life stock

A direction and trend of one’s quality of life. This can be in career or personal. It’s a factual vibe. Ones life stock can go up, stay neutral or go down. This is determined by the positives and negatives in life.
That chick got divorced, lost her job and broke out in adult onset acne. Life stock down.

Look at that chick... she’s dating the hottest guy in town. Life stock up.

This real estate market is crap. Can’t find a new house anyway. Life stock neutral.
by Jnems and Cmoney July 13, 2019
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