Starbucks Name

A Starbucks name is the name you give someone when your real name is very common or similar to other names and is often misheard.

Why did you give the barista "Matt" as your name when your real name is "Ben"?

Everyone hears "Matt" anyways, so now it's my Starbucks name.

by phrmashwrma May 6, 2024

Starbucks

The cafe that every white, american girl gives their life to

Omg how can did you see that girl with that White frappuccino she is so starbucks

by WonderHealer August 7, 2017

Starbucks Frosty Pop

A delicious, creamy treat for a hot, hot day that will leave you licking your lips for hours.

Calder gave me a Starbucks Frosty Pop

by ✨Bi Panic✨ June 30, 2022

Starbucks gift card

A white girl's favorite gift besides Uggs,Yoga leggings,and crop tops

Crackers luhhh dem Starbucks gift cardzzz

by Personwholives January 8, 2015

Starbucks Cup Adult

PEOPLE WHO HOARD STARBUCKS HOLIDAY CUPS. (Or any Starbucks cup tbh.) Their cups usually sit in the cabinet and gets little-to-zero use.

Yeh, Karen is a full ‘Starbucks Cup Adult’. It might be worse than any ‘Disney Adult’ I know!!

by CL wisdom November 8, 2021

Go to Starbucks

An activity performed by basic white bitches and hipsters because they have the mental capacity of an Indian tech support worker. You'll often see these people with MacBooks and iPhones typing up scripts probably to try to flex their damaged idea of what a normal functioning human being does on a day to day basis. These people also can't resist to order the most complicated drink they can think of so they sound more intelligent than everyone else.

Gracie: OMG I'm soooo parched, I'm gonna go to Starbucks and order a Grande triple unicorn appletini with divine cream sauce!!

by Thoughts3rased January 21, 2019

Starbucks

The gathering place of the basic white girls and VSCO girls

Karen: "Hey, omg like, wanna go to starbucks?"
Rachel: "omg yes but only if we get like no plastic straws. I'm eco friendly! Save the turtles sksksksks!"

by Cttlfsh.cult October 10, 2019