Staneurysm

1. A stroke and an aneurysm occurring simultaneously. Symptoms are best described as a ripping or tearing pain on the side of the brain on which the Staneurysm is located quickly followed by confused speech and thoughts then followed by the wearing of a helmet and drinking of juice boxes.

2. An aneurysm experienced by any man named Stan.

1. David experienced a Staneurysm under the stress of all the orders and promptly donned his helmet.

2. Stan had an aneurysm- a Staneurysm.

by Jdogg413 August 10, 2012

stanked

when a girl's vagina smells so bad you can't stand it

bro Joey got stanked by my sister's friend

by racer69 May 27, 2016

stache trash

When you have such a thick beard/stache that you are able to stuff at least three empty chip bags in there.

Oh my god that guys stache trash is SWEET!

by Big guy 44 November 30, 2016

Stanhope

1. (Informal) To rinse a waste product down a drain by diverting a stream of water with a body part.

2. (Formal) To rinse male ejaculate down a shower drain by diverting the shower stream from the shoulder and down the arm to create a stream that can be aimed with the hand.

I hate my sink. I always have to stanhope stuff into the garbage disposal.

I wear sandals in case the last guy didn't stanhope the shower.

by Gurusmurf December 26, 2016

stanentology

In the non-aired episode of Gravity Falls, Grunkle Stan wants to found a new religion based on bribery, in which he will call the bible "Brible".

I will bribe anyone who will fall for it with STANENTOLOGY!

by Jonathan Ventura "JJ" May 29, 2018

Stanley Yellownuts

Also known as Stanley Yelnats fo holes. He is played by Shia LaBouf!

Stanley Yellownuts says “JUST DO IT !“.

by OofB0iNumba1 June 8, 2019

Stankel

Someone who is so stinky that there is no other word to describe them

My brother is such a STANKEL

by buddyandtobiaslois December 8, 2019