Stankle Taint

A gooch, grundle, or taint that is in dire need of a scrub down or a good soaping.

I did 94 squat thrusts in a row and i got the worst stankle taint!

by Hood Rat 716 December 6, 2010

Stangered

To be severely dissed and picked apart by someone. Derived from the sharp-edged insults of Patti Stanger from the Millionare Matchmaker on Bravo TV.

"You got Stangered."
"She told me that my picture looked like me 10 years and 40 pounds ago...I just got Stangered."
"Stop talking, you're talking too much." - Stanger
"The guy is on a neverending road that leads to an old age home." - Stanger
"So I'm really nervous about (so and so) because, you know, he is douchey-mc-douchey New Yorker." - Stanger
"Have either of you eaten today?...No? You can tell." - Stanger
"I hate your outfit. Pancho Vio wants his jumpsuit back." - Stanger
"These girls came out looking weird like I had the circus coming to town." - Stanger
"You need to fix that hair 'cause it's a hot mess." - Stanger
"You could lose weight." - Stanger
"You need to get your teeth fixed, 'kay? It's like shark's teeth in there. File 'em down." - Stanger
"Take that skirt off and burn it. Burn it, burn it, burn it!" - Stanger

by J.K.2 November 12, 2011

Strangle-Fuck

Verb: To be asphyxiated during the act of sexual intercourse, whether consentually or forcibly.

Derogitory title: A sexual deviant who asphyxiates others during a sexual act. Generally, the implication is that the act is not welcomed or consentual.

Brent was always so oddly polite and quiet. We were not surprised to learn he was a strangle-fuck.

by CarridesthroughAZ January 28, 2015

sangle

1. (noun) A circular angle.

2. (verb) To find the sangle of something circular in shape.

3. (noun) The plural form of single.

1. YEETO! I found a sangle in my math book yesterday!

2. I’m gonna sangle that bellybutton.

3. Sadly, all my friends are single. They are a sangle of friends.

by sangle-prangle November 16, 2017

Ninja Strangle Hold

The act of doing a ninja ball behind someone with both hands and then wrapping them around someones face forcing them to breath in the gasses, thus causing them to first vomit from the smell, black out, and then fall on the ground and convulse.

Man I ate a huge bowl of chili, and I have been farting all day, so I snuck up on RC and did a ninja strangle hold. She vomited, passed out and convulsed. It was epic! Then I continued to Nazi stomp her.

by Ichi_Oni June 19, 2009

Fuzzy Strangle

When a person is giving you head (male, or female) while there sucking on your penis or eating you out, you force there face aggressively into your pubes filling there mouth, or nose with pubic hair so they can't breath for a little bit because there be strangled by your pubes.

Dude, last night i was getting some head, and i decided to give the bitch the Fuzzy Strangle

by xKushMasterx May 17, 2015

saint lucie strangler

A 2 part sexual act. part 1: a headboard or other hard device is used to provide an initial impact to the females forehead. Part 2: during intercourse, the male chokes the female to unconciousness thus rendering her limp.

"Dude last night I gave this bitch the saint lucie strangler - I thought she was dead !"

by islamorada in 2:45 minutes August 1, 2009