Standard

an average or normal requirement, quality, quantity, level, and/or grade. Usually constant in the present, past, or future.

"Dude, that guy was such a tool last night at that Frat party.

"Yeah for sure. Rods and tools are standard for a Frat guy."

by Fred Wialliamson April 15, 2009

standard

The most ballinest mother fucker who ever lived!!!

T-mart: wheres standard at?
D: I think he went up stares to get Lo's shoes from alterations.

by bigtoysinc69 January 17, 2009

Cell Phone Standard Time

The Time according to cellphones.
Most likely to be completely off ordinary time.

L: Whats the time?
G: By Cell Phone Standard Time its 1:45. Pm.
L: What the hell, we just had breakfast!!
G: Then we had breakfast at the wrong time.

by Laura Bowman April 19, 2008

Standard Grandad

A person who likes their guitars (and everyone else's for that matter) tuned to standard E (Low to high E A D g b e). These people, who despite the name may be of any age, dislike the practice of tuning a guitar or bass to alternate tunings such as dropped D (D A D g b e) and show great disdain for those who do because...

Well, who knows.

These people could be the biggest Thin Lizzy fans in the world but wouldn't tune down just a half-step to E flat to play one of their songs correctly. They will often moan on about how it's not necessary to tune a guitar out of E but, when prompted for a reason why, they will just mutter, trail off and then be quiet again.

Standard Grandad: Oh, I see you're a Led Zeppelin fan, so am I! Favourite band since I saw em in '72, got all the LPs! how's about we jam on Moby Dick?

Drummer: Sure thing. But, uh, you'll have to tune your guitar to drop D, that's how Jimmy Page played it.

Standard Grandad: ...Forget it, I can't stand Led Zeppelin, bloody fiddling about with tunings *throws guitar in trash*

by LiftFart November 15, 2011

Standard Swag

going out on a daily basis, dressed head to toe in swag.

Joe: 'That guy looks fresh again'
Tom: 'he has standard swag'

by Soph.White December 19, 2011

Standard Contract

A fuck out the back, or in the car park.

Person 1: Can you let me off the bill, please?

Person 2: Sure, but standard contract will apply.

by geoshelley November 26, 2013

Standard

When someone is good looking, but not EXTREMELY attractive.

"Did Jonny break up with his girlfriend?"

"Yeah, he said she wasn't pretty enough for him."

" Are you kidding me? She's gorgeous, he's just standard."

by FACE0217 October 6, 2016