Christ on a stick

Referring to the event of the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ. He was nailed to a cross (standard Christian) or a stake (Jehovah's Witness).

Today's kids don't realize how friendly Jesus is because they've never seen Christ on a stick and they don't know how much he suffered.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 24, 2007

shit on a stick

A Mexican or First Nation, riding a pogostick.

"Haha you shit on a stick, I hope you rott!"

by Pisshead February 16, 2005

Shit on a Stick

Shit on a stick, being a talking point. Why would shit be on a stick. If you feel like shit on a stick, you feel like people are talking about you... "how did shit get there, why is it there, thats gross etc etc"

"I was at this yuppie party, god i felt like shit on a stick."

by Jules December 8, 2004

Crap on a stick

1. Nasty, Extreme Dislike
2. My Code name for Mom

1. "This corn tastes like crap on a stick"
2. "Yo you peice of crap on a stick, MAKE ME A SANDWHICH!"

by Thome July 20, 2005

Honeydew on a Stick

Something constructed supposedly in one's likeness, in an attempt to fool others into thinking that the object constructed is actually that person.

1. The 'tard stuck a honeydew on a stick and put it on his chair so people would think he was still at work when he actually left work early.

2. Bobby Brady stuck a gimuntuan pillow under his blankets so his mother would think he was still in bed when he was really downstairs spying on Cindy's sleepover.

by Phak Yoo November 17, 2004

Vagina on a stick

Missionary Sex, the boring type that makes the Catholic church happy and anyone who actually enjoys sex sad.

"Herd u fucked Julie, how was it?"

"Meh, Vagina on a stick"

by chrisG July 8, 2009

on the smack

A very dumb and spontaneous exclamation clarifying the time, usually occurs when good slang is on the tip of one's toungue but cannot be thought of correctly.

Jake: "Well, it's 3:30 on the smack..."
Gabe: "you mean to tell me?"

by PJake January 4, 2004