wiggly squid

When a woman's sucking a cock and it goes soft in her mouth and squirms about and pops out the side, but she carries on in a vein ettempt to get it hard again

He had too much to drink last night so it was just a wiggly squid in my mouth

by Wrongsowrong July 14, 2017

multi-squid

To have spaghetti hanging out your mouth. You are embarrassed because you cant suck it in so you proceed to shake your head from side to side creating a 'multi-squid' effect.

I was on a date with Emily. I was eating spaghetti. It just wouldn't go in so I just multi-squid (ed). She loved it and had some of my spaghetti so she could try it.

Thom "Look at that girl shes got spaghetti sauce all over her face".

Ashley"Argh she must have multi-squid (ed)"

by Otter_Boy May 21, 2013

Blind Squid

American term for ketamine

God I could really do with some blind squid!

by Taylorferre141 January 29, 2019

squid pisses

the urban dictionary mods that won't accept my new, and better definition for Javier. he's a god and you're all too coward to admit it.

the mods are fucking squid pisses

by ooga booga kachigga July 3, 2018

Squid woman

Some fat guy (or woman idk) who drinks the corpses of children and then goes home to have a smoothie. S(he) is manly as well.

Ew it’s squid woman yuk how manky

by Squid’s fat August 3, 2019

Squid's dick

A truly loathsome individual, despised by pretty much everybody.

"Did you hear Joe pawned the ring his wife's grandmother left him for money to take to the horse track?"
"I'm not surprised. He's a squid's dick!"

by Mr Fruity May 24, 2016

squid billie

Apache helicopter pilots and mechanics that reside in the south.

1. Stupid squid billies stole our tow bar again.

2. SGT Slaughter -"What did that guy say?"

CPT America-" Don't know, I can never understand them squid billies."

by Lester Skymaster January 6, 2012