Squatchy 

Squatchy, verb, "skwatchy". Also used Squatchin'.

A term of endearment for Sasquatch, Big foot or even a Yeti. Often used to represent the rebellious good side of our nature. To stand up for oneself and believe in all things magical including but not limited to space aliens, unicorns, dragons, and yes! Even oneself.

The term also has its big feet in forest bathing, forest conservation, ecology, habitat loss and how to help keep the Squatch safely survive under the cover of our forests.

Squatchin is also a verb that plays on Squatchy. This means I've gone to find myself in the forest and to hopefully come back illuminated and full of peace, love, and believing in oneself.

Stay Squatchy my friends!

Gone Squatchin'

Squatchy by Zazzy January 25, 2023

zipper squat 

When a person can squat down in a catcher's position but be flat footed and totally relaxed and able to do this for a long period of time with perfect posture. Mainly only people of Asian background are able to perform this, thus the term zipper squat.

Look at that man smoking a cigarette doing the zipper squat.

zipper squat by Uncle Matto July 10, 2010

doodley squat 

absolutely nothing, same as didley squat

"Red Hot" 1978 song of Robert Gordon and link Wray:
My girl is red hot, your girl ain't doodley squat.

doodley squat by aaarwin January 7, 2013

scissor squat release 

One female is sitting on the toliet the typical way. Another female straddles the first female and they both urinate at the same time

Emily and I love the scissor squat release when there's a long line at the bar bathroom.

scissor squat release by Wildnursesarah October 2, 2013

moranic squat job 

Useless dumb pile of shit/ majestic fucktard/ cumguzzeling queen.

James is a moranic squat job.

moranic squat job by Cumguzzelingqueen2000 May 11, 2016

Ferrari Squat 

When you are near a Ferrari and you squat down to take a picture with it. The Ferrari could be yours or not.

"Look at that guy over there doing the Ferrari squat with that Lambo"

Ferrari Squat by devinrocksalot October 12, 2016

Sample Squatters 

Costco shoppers who park their cart next to the free sample stand, waiting for the next batch to be ready. Usually parking in such a way that blocks easy access to other carts, discouraging other sample seekers.

Amy: "Hey, we should go get some free samples."

Matt: "Nah, it's already surrounded by sample squatters."

Amy: "Let's go ram their carts!"

Matt: "Now you're talkin'."

Sample Squatters by parallel_master September 25, 2017