squat brown

To defecate, shit, etc.

"I'll be right back. Gotta squat brown!"

by MK000044 September 15, 2006

Hot Squat

Using the guest Wi-Fi being broadcast from the restaurant downstairs, without making a purchase. Extra bonus points for downloading as many xrated videos as you can while slowing down the network.

I have to log onto the Wi-Fi Hot Squat and check my email.

by johnny Malibu September 27, 2018

squat jam

listening to your ipod while taking a shit

I just finished squat jamming

by Dr. King January 13, 2009

taco squat

The female version of tea bagging.

Girl: I taco squatted on a noob in cod after he tried to tea bag me.

by wtfkenny88 February 02, 2015

talking squat

Talking squat is essentially the same as "talking shit" about someone. It can also mean the same as nothing.

"Man, Chris was talking squat 'bout yo girl yesterday!"

"dats cuz he ain't know squat!"

by Kohyu March 09, 2016

The Davies Squat

When your Spanish teacher squats sexually to write on the bottom of the whiteboard and you and your friend start laughing because your imagining him bouncing on a dick.

me: Look at Senior Davies he's squatting
friend: Oh god he's doing The Davies Squat
me: Imagine if he was naked bouncing on a dick
friend: pass the bleach

by Dark Chocolat June 21, 2021

squat stink

An awkward odour, nasally present only when squatting down. Usually irradiating from the genital or ass area.

“What’s worse than bending over and realising you have squat stink? Bending over and realising someone else has squat stink.”

by Dangly Dicks March 29, 2022