squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie, and wiggles around in it.

Other terms for it are "Full Moon Moon Pie", "Boston Creme Splat", and "Dutch Apple Ass".

"Daniel would make these... well, "fetish videos" for his friend, nothing illegal mind you."
"And what would he do in them?"
"Y'know... squat cobbler. What, you mean to tell me that you're a cop, and you don't know what squat cobbler is?"

by N1nDr0id August 21, 2016

Rap Squat

When you squat down in a photo and try to look hard like your posing for a rap album

crossed arms
Praying hands

Menacing stare

Nice drop crotch shorts Chad. We going to do rap squats on this photo? Throwing up the Wu

by Rap squat November 13, 2020

Squat-Mouth

the act of a male giving female head oral sex

"i dont want no kisses cause you got that Squat-Mouth"

by A lil too crunk October 21, 2008

Squat thot

A woman who spends an hour in the squat rack, mostly testing while doing quarter squats and and accomplishing nothing of value

That fucking squat thot wasted all her time texting instead of building up dat ass

by Gains Train December 6, 2018

Squat brat

The act of squatting on the toilet and taking a shit.

Hey bro I gotta go take a squat brat.

by Squat Brat February 23, 2017

squat cobler

A small guy in the woods who takes a dump without shame

I was taking a hike when I saw a squat cobler out in the blue.

by Urbanhandlertruth September 2, 2016

Squat cobbler

A type of fetish, usually recorded on video, where in a person sits in a pie and wiggles around in it for another person's pleasure. A common derivative of the squat cobbler is the crybaby squat, which involves crying when squatting the cobbler.

Aka Hoboken squat cobbler, full moon moon-pie, Boston cream splat, Simple Simon the ass man and Dutch Apple ass.

Jimmy: He wasn't a drug dealer; he was just making squat cobbler videos.

by Rainbowbandit July 15, 2016