A type of fetish, usually recorded on video, where in a person sits in a pie and wiggles around in it for another person's pleasure. A common derivative of the squat cobbler is the crybaby squat, which involves crying when squatting the cobbler.
Aka Hoboken squat cobbler, full moon moon-pie, Boston cream splat, Simple Simon the ass man and Dutch Apple ass.
Aka Hoboken squat cobbler, full moon moon-pie, Boston cream splat, Simple Simon the ass man and Dutch Apple ass.
by Rainbowbandit July 15, 2016
Get the Squat cobblermug. When a man sits in a pie, and wiggles around in it.
Other terms for it are "Full Moon Moon Pie", "Boston Creme Splat", and "Dutch Apple Ass".
Other terms for it are "Full Moon Moon Pie", "Boston Creme Splat", and "Dutch Apple Ass".
"Daniel would make these... well, "fetish videos" for his friend, nothing illegal mind you."
"And what would he do in them?"
"Y'know... squat cobbler. What, you mean to tell me that you're a cop, and you don't know what squat cobbler is?"
"And what would he do in them?"
"Y'know... squat cobbler. What, you mean to tell me that you're a cop, and you don't know what squat cobbler is?"
by N1nDr0id August 21, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. by wtfkenny88 February 2, 2015
Get the taco squatmug. 1. Sexual position similar to doggie style. The woman is on her knees and elbows while the man gets behind her but remains standing up rather than on his knees. The male requires rather strong legs to sustain this position, hence the squat press.
by Ryboe September 13, 2006
Get the squat pressingmug. Talking squat is essentially the same as "talking shit" about someone. It can also mean the same as nothing.
by Kohyu August 6, 2016
Get the talking squatmug. When you squat down in a photo and try to look hard like your posing for a rap album
crossed arms
Praying hands
Menacing stare
crossed arms
Praying hands
Menacing stare
by Rap squat November 13, 2020
Get the Rap Squatmug. by Bananadiles January 10, 2012
Get the Fire Squatsmug.