Extreme Spooning

The advanced version of spooning.

Extreme Spooning is the art of spooning while creating as much skin on skin contact as possible, to become more and more like a human pretzel. No sort of sexual penetration is required for extreme spooning but is often encourage.

Courtney: So my boyfriend really wasn't into sex last night but he did hold me.

Ashley: Well that was nice of him. I assumed he spooned you most of the night?

Courtney: Well, it was a bit more then that. We laid in bed naked, with his legs twisted around me and his hands running all over my body. I could definitely tell he was ready for some forking but it didn't happen.

Ashley: Honey, you've just experienced extreme spooning.

by nw968 July 17, 2012

Sooping

a type of bowel movement; the unsavory process of pooping "soup"

I have NO idea what was in that burrito I ate last night, but I was SOOPING all morning.

by altesse.jolie April 27, 2010

Spooniestbeaver

A Spooniestbeaver is a girl who enjoys playing computer games, often online. She has no preference to FPS, RTS and RPG, as long as she is surrounded by noobs and can occasionally win. She may also have a group of loyal followers (due to her gender) who can help her improve her gaming skills and rank/level up.

That Lucy is such a Spooniestbeaver!

by Nilemra April 26, 2006

cruiser spooning

To cuddle up in a half-spoon half-fetal position with a body pillow because you have got led on by a girl again.

Look at Cruzer, he's cruiser spooning again, must have been the DJing that sealed the deal.

by PSK480 December 9, 2008

Spooning

Popularly considered to be a sexual position where both partners lay on their sides facing the same way, the giving partner penetrating the receiving partner from behind. This definition however is inaccurate, as a good friend of mine once inserted a spoon into his girlfriend's vagina, and then set the table with said spoon placed at his father's seating place.

"Phillip enjoys spooning Elizabeth"

by Spongemonkey January 3, 2006

scooping

when you chick trys to catch the huge amount of jizz leaking from her ass or pussy after being well fucked on her way to the bathroom so she doesn't get any on the carpet.

She was scooping down the hall when I finished with that thing.

by J.F. February 12, 2003

slooping

When a chick's bra is too small, and her boobs mound up over the top (creating 4 boobs).

Holy shit dude, did you see how bad Melissa was slooping today? Fatty needs a new bra.

by Babodie January 11, 2007