sploo

n=semen
v=to ejaculate

Same usage as "spooge."

by Gus Farnsworth July 29, 2003

Shploon

Having sex in the Spoon position, and it gets a little messy

Tonight I shplooned with Tory

by lemkechick December 8, 2009

splooge slap

to ejaculate in your hand and bitchslap your friend in the face as a dirty prank

person 1: "yo brah!"
person 2: "what?"
*splooge slap*
person 1: "hahaha"
person 2: "why wuld you do that!?"
*person 2 throws up*

by dragonboysuede December 3, 2010

Splooge Sponge

Someone who sucks up semen like a sponge, or a sponge that you use after you jerk off.

A Person: You are a monkeyface.
A Person 2: You are a splooge sponge.

by Mzilla November 19, 2010

Splooge balls regional belch

Donkey boner with 3 gay dudes dressed as nuns wearing tells tubbie tshirts

Well I love splooge balls regional belch

by Jety boy February 7, 2021

sploingus

The very definition of a chivalrous, selfless, heroic, and honorable man.

The type of man to jump in front of an armless, legless orphan to shield them from a hail of bullets.

person 1: "You know that guy in the movie The Thin Red Line who dies at the end? Real sploingus, always liked that character."

person 2: "Why are you telling me this in a wendy's bathroom, i've never even met you."

by Swaglord55 February 8, 2022

Splonce

A nonce on splatoon

Dan: huh? Is that lady on our team a splonce?
Rex: sure looks like it with how badly she wants to get to a child’s splatzone…
Dan: guess she’s a squid inside of a kid…

by PenisQueefer692572 February 28, 2023