slate-mining

verb: To dispose of an unwanted item or person by throwing them down into an open slate mine. Most often used in eastern PA.

"Mr. Smith got read of all his illegitimate children by slate-mining them."

by thequarryqypsy January 26, 2009

cunt splatter

A massive explosionn of vaginal juices

While fingering Erika, her cunt splatter went all over the walls.

by Scott Riel February 14, 2004

SplatterPacks

When one shits soft stool into their underwear; only to sit down and it squirts out the sides of the leg holes making a "squish" noise.

Brian: What was that sound?

Nate: I just had splatterpacks on deck.

by Yes, its Brian January 25, 2008

Splatts

A badass mutha fucker who don't take no shit from nobody; usually just goes with the flow, doesn't like confrontation but will fight if someone really make them mad.

Man splatts your so chill.
Did you see splatts just go apeshit on that guy.

by kkkddda February 19, 2009

shlatt

1. An acronym, "Show(ing) Love All The Time"

2. The sound of a large quantity of money when it hits a hard surface.

1. Man, you really shlatt.
2. My money go "SHLATT!"

by some1uknew December 1, 2018

splatterbutt

The wet, splattered butt you are left with after a high velocity oatmeal type dump. This is often the result of eating a lot after a long drinking binge. Most often splatterbutt sessions are followed by a shower and a serious scrubbing except in the case of college freshman.

After the kegger the other night we went and killed a couple of jalpeno meat lover pizzas. I spent the whole morning with splatterbutt and had to shower four times.

by Tannasgh February 14, 2006

splattery hots

Earth shaking, mind-bended, knee quaking diarrhea with a burning sensation. Similar to molten lava pouring from your anus.

After he had spent the night eating jalapeños with hot sauce and binge drinking, Steve woke up with the splattery hots and thought he was going to die.

by Digitaldevil November 3, 2006