Sphinctron

The mythical device that legitimizes numbers you pulled out of your ass

We had no actual data for this, so we had to extract a report from the Sphinctron before the meeting

by Austin_72 January 22, 2021

Sphinctphony

Musical sounds coming from the anus region.

Wow, did you hear that sphinctphony?

by Dansi December 12, 2008

Sphinger

The finger one uses to scratch ones sphincter.

Would you like to smell my sphinger?

by Anazole September 27, 2014

ShinyTerm

A shinyterm is a word or phrase that catches your eye and sparks your curiosity to know more. It is wise to give in to your inner ADD/OCD and follow your whimsy. Often, as if by providence, you will uncover nuggets of wisdom that somehow provide the missing pieces to whatever questions have been on your mind. Don't question it. Just accept it gratefully. But who do you thank for leading you to the ShinyTerm? Shhhh!! Don't tell anyone. It's a divine conspiracy.

That dude's so ADD, if he's not looking at the sky, he's googlin' the latest ShinyTerm and having an epiphany. jerk.

by Drilicious February 4, 2016

SPHINCTACLE

To make an ass of one's self as in "made a spectacle" of himself by being an ass.

Trump's egregious social blunders show how easy it is to make a sphinctacle of himself.

by Genelady825 October 13, 2017

sphinctologist

One who study's Sphintology, the branch of mathematics which studies the properties and relations of garlic knots, Schrödinger's cat, and spindle fibers.

"What the hell kind of math is he doing on the board?" -Virgin nonstudier of sphinctology

"He's finding the inverse function of garlic knots per spindle fiber you fucking moron." -Alpha sphinctologist

by TeddyG420 February 10, 2023

Sphincterrific

A sarcastic way of saying "terrific". Similar to craptastic or craptacular.

"Wow. I got a Chia Pet for Christmas. That's sphincterrific."

by Shadis December 15, 2003