sperm donor

The top or pitcher in the act of fellatio.

Willie almost managed to swallow the whole load of choad, but the sperm donor made such a large deposit to the Linda Lovelace fund, that some dribbled down his chin.

sperm donor by Niemand of Chaos May 13, 2005

sperm mudd

Sperm mudd, (n):
1)A tasty concoction of sperm and shit devoured by a third party in a threesome.
2)A Japanise delicacy derived from Logging.

1)Jenny ate the sperm mudd off my girlfriends ass.
2)I saw this Japanise porno and this chick ate the sperm mudd out of the other girls ass!

sperm mudd by NickName4U May 22, 2006

Sperm Junky 

A guy or gal that enjoys swallowing sperm. Quite possibly the same guy or girl does this several times at the same party.

That bitch/twink is a real sperm junky.

Sperm Junky by FatBurrito September 25, 2010

sperm poisioning 

When a perfectly intelligent woman has sex with a totally inappropriate guy or a total jerk. His sperm has totally screwed up her mind so she cannot think straight. The only thing that can cure sperm poisioning is to stop having sex with the dude.

Alice: What the fuck does Cinderella see in that asshole.
Tinkerbell: IDK, After talking with her yesterday, I think she has sperm poisioning.
Alice: Shit, we lost her until she dumps his sorry ass.

sperm poisioning by manlysmom July 8, 2011

Sperm Bank 

The legal way to buy and sell children. Sperm are living things too, you know.

The only thing worth going to a sperm bank is that they pay you once you released your load.

Sperm Bank by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem May 22, 2007

sperm gut

The stomach of a noticeably pregnant woman.

Lenny met that girl like 6 months ago, now's she's got a sperm gut. You do the math.

sperm gut by vdog September 13, 2008

sperm purse

a word used to describe the testicles, sometimes used to deseibe the scrotum only

''awww man, that wank totally emptied my sperm purse, no visit to the bank of pussy tonight''

sperm purse by mr.k webb November 24, 2006