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Shasturbate

Hey i have to shower later tonight, so don't Shasturbate before i do!
by The Kali Kid February 17, 2009
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shasturbate

The act of masturbating while taking a shower. The wetness and steaminess makes it feel amazing, yet it usually takes a little longer to have an orgasm. It is also very efficient in terms of cleaning yourself off afterwards.
Ron: "Bro, I just shasturbated while thinking about Emma Watson!"

Daniel: "Nice, dude, that must have felt awesome! Shasturbation is the best!"
by fapfapfap458 November 26, 2011
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shasta

a cola or name for a girl of witch whose mom was giving birth while drinking this beverage.
(doctor)-Push!
(mother)-Give me some shasta cola.
(doctor)-kay.
by doctahh August 24, 2008
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Spastic

Emily Hart is spastic
by Spaz23071397812 May 14, 2015
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snast

the inner lining of a badger's vagina.
Eg.

1. Man, that male badger got some major snast last night.

2. The snast of a female badger secretes a unique lubricant which aids in badger intercourse.

3. The makers of Balderdash were clearly mistaken in thinking that "snast" meant "the wick of a candle." It's obvious that "snast" refers to the genitalia of a female badger.
by iohihdg February 29, 2008
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Shasta

A female who is characterized as a whore or slut. (many found at Bars, on Halloween, and at WEFEST.)
That girl is a definate Shasta!
by PD00 October 31, 2011
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spastic

SOMEONE WITH CEREBRAL PALSY AND SHOULD NOT BE USED AS A DEROGATORY TERM TO EXPLAIN OR MOCK ANYONE

please take any other definitions down as it is highly offensive and only enforces the stigma of the medical condition
Jamie has Spastic Cerebral palsy, it affects his hand movement
by MissPissx May 29, 2016
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