shledankled

The act of getting wrecked, owned, destroyed ect.

Man, that kid just got shledankled!

by pkatt November 2, 2014

sled pusher

A person with incredible strength and agility to which thrives upon pushing an ancient leg apparatus across paved parking lots in snow, sleet, rain, heat, or pretty much any weather condition!

Look at that Laney! She is such an incredible sled pusher. I wish to someday push that sled "Laney style"!

by costner24 April 13, 2015

sledgy

1) new genius, sly; slippery
2) a diminutive pet word for 'sledgehammer'

You're so sledgy (so sly)
You're my sledgy (insipration for me)

by Chs2 February 29, 2016

sledder chest

A sledder chest is when your chest and gut form a perfect ski jump slope. At the end of the jump or "the table" you would hit and launch a jump of maximum "fly" distance. The perfect sledder chest would land a sledder in the worlds record for distance. The gut portion that forms this perfect sledder chest is known as an SCSG.

Pillz: Yo check out that dude's sledder chest. He cant get any closer to the table as a result. His chest also acts as a bib for food collection.
Mich: Yeah he's totally bibbing up like chi chi.

by 1337c0d3d00d May 18, 2016

Soldeley

Soldeley is a name of Latin origin. Woman named Soldeley are street wise and know how to persuade, especially the opposite sex, to achieve a paticular goal usually involving money or of material goals. Usually very attractive, she has a knack when it comes to to being a player. She plays more than one man at a time a time, and is successfull in most of her endeavors especially when it comes to money or valuables. She loves living the "good life', and does whatever she needs to while pursuing her desires. She'll use her body in most cases, exposing her sexual nature. While hard woking and ambitious to further her life's goals, she most definitely knows how to to further her ambitions while balancing a variety of sugar daddies to add to the till. While being as best a mother as she knows to be, her way of life is certainly not the shining beacon of motherhood that will be the best example for her growing children. While displaying true love for her children and having a good heart, kind, and generous intrinsic goodness about her, woman named Soldeley will often override these basic virtuous implementations of the heart as secondary in nature, allowing achieving her financial goals by often being quite the player, and playing that role well.

As a Soldeley type of woman lives, a Soldeley woman reaps what she sows, especially as she ages from the blossom of a spring rose, to a bloom that eventually loses its youthful petals and fades from its former glory.

by OneOnOneGirl May 23, 2016

Sledgeface

That face someone has when you want to smash their head in with a sledge hammer.

"Guy 1: i want to fuck him up!
Guy 2: nah, he's just got a Sledgeface. Chill"

"Dudes just sitting there sledgefaced out on Busch heavy and jack fire shits fucked."

by Dennyloggins April 21, 2017

soiled laundry quandary

That morning-after hesitation when a house guest wonders if they are obligated to wash their own sheets after having sex with a middle-aged bartender in a friend’s guest room.

Kevin stood outside Rob’s bedroom door, holding a bundle of sloppy, soaking sheets, frozen in a soiled laundry quandary.

by aretegroup February 9, 2019