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Sofees

Athletic shorts, Short, and very comfortable. These shorts are ment to be folded down one to show a white line all the way around your waist. They come in many colors and designs.
Chance:Did you see that cheerleader wearing those sofees after practice
Ronnie: Yeah they were hot!(:
by CandiceLeann September 7, 2009
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sofia

sofia means bitch
by bigboobed October 15, 2019
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im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead

An expression that is best said quickly and repetitively out in public, preferably in a crowded area. Try it one day and observe the reactions of people around you.
"I'm-sofa-king-we-tod-dead, im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead, im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead, im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead!!!"
by JeezusKreistSooperstarr August 30, 2013
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Sofia

Funny,nice,dancer,and a big ass
Sofia is so hot
by Stella992 November 26, 2018
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z sofia

what is a z sofia?

z sofia (n.) are most commonly found roaming the streets of budapest and/or nearby villages. more often than not, the z sofia will be spotted munching on lángos and blasting dübörög a ház on repeat while simultaneously photographing and classifying every dog variety that passes. a z sofia is a chopstick natural, even the slipperiest of noodles the z sofia handles gracefully. the best way to call a z sofia over is the act of making kissing while patting ones knees, very much like calling a pupper. z sofia's naturally prey on liams who have little defense against z sofias advances. the only known predators of the z sofia are kitchen counters and vodka shots.
bro 1: fuck dude i woke up cold as shit this morning bc my blankets were gone
bro 2: idiota, u gotta hold on to that shit or a z sofia might take 'em
by huszarlany69 June 4, 2018
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Sofa Cobra

Like her male counterpart, the Poodle Faker, a Sofa Cobra is a seemingly sweet, malleable, concercerned, considerate and utterly loveable female who, beneath the saccharine veneer, is a conniving, avaricious, greedy, wicked little kick-starting cunt.
Erik thought he'd found the girl of his dreams, but after she cleaned out his bank account, he realized that she was a Sofa Cobra.

Myrna? She seems real sweet, but she's just a Sofa Cobra. Watch out or she'll eat you alive and use your guts for garters.
by Winter Morgan April 27, 2010
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DFS (Don't Fuck Sofa's)

When you have had a heavy night drinking and you and your friends watch a porno, then you get to into and rap your dick in a plastic bag condom and stick it in the hole in the sofa you are lying on.
Zack: 'hey man how did the party go'
Joe: 'man it was wild'
Zack: 'an regrets'
Joe: 'yeah'
Zack: 'what'
joe: ' I fucked a sofa!'
Zack: 'Theres a new slogan DFS (Don't Fuck Sofa's)
by Screte January 15, 2015
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