Nob smuggler

Anal rape; This is due to the cock being smuggled up the unsuspecting persons arsehole.

Nob smuggler

Wife: Wrong hole fool!

Me: Oops, sorry. (Ha, ha, you've just been smuggled).

by Dr Elsbeth Buchanan February 14, 2009

plumb smuggler

usually referring to tight underwear worn by a well hung male

his underwear was so tight i think hes a plumb smuggler

by mr.m dog September 23, 2009

smuggle

The act of cuddling or showing love to someone else.

I love it when we are cozy and smuggle!

by MelissaM September 7, 2007

Smuggling a 69

An advanced and difficult to pull off version of a "standing 69."

1st: One participant must take said position with partner, but instead of having legs over shoulders, must wrap them around their partner's torso, while having their ass pretend to be breasts.

2nd: The two must then hold on while strapping the upside down partner with something (such as a corset) before putting on a special sized costume dress or garment to cover both participants (varying on size and additions for better disguise/costume), making the appearance of a large breasted woman or similar to such.

3rd: While upside down, the "ass breast" commits to giving a blow job to his/her partner, who may move about and possibly attempt to smuggle hidden partner to other nearby areas (distance adds to difficulty as the upside down position causes blood to rush to the head, and the sight of a woman's skirt lifting to show a head shaped "lump" can cause either alarm, or hilarity.)

"You think she's smuggling a 69 under there? She's huge!"

by B. Bertha March 6, 2010

muffin smuggler

a girl who has an enormous bulge in her crotch region.

G1: damn! that girl looks like she has balls!
G2: she's a muffin smuggler!

by GharHead January 31, 2010

Pug Smuggler

"wretched insipiant!"; One who conceals small sewer-rat like dogs such as pug (Brittish mini-bull dogs)for the selfish irreprehensible act of road Head. This originated as a random catch phrase name to call in's from dj "Iron Mike Benson" of 977 htz fm.

Collin converted to pug smuggler after he victimized Mr. Fields.

by ty cob August 30, 2005

wookie smuggler

The nickname that Mr. Hopson (7th grade Lakeside Middle School in Seattle Biology teacher) uses in class, especially with a certain group of boys that are special in their own little way.

"Sten, stop being a wookie smuggler and stealing Brooke's test score1"

by Emma December 7, 2004