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by pust April 13, 2006
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Typically found inhabiting Eastern North America, the Homo Smarmus is a rare and distinct individual.
They tend to favor indoor habitats where microwavable meals, XBox, and online chatrooms denouncing the intelligence of others are near at hand.
Physical Appearance: A material covering with a striped pattern (Scientists currently studying Homo Smarmus are developing a theory which states that this might be some form of tribal garb) usually coloured green and poo-brown is essential. The left forelimb is permanently extended upwards, and shoulders hunched.
A unique grunt is the natural call of the Homo Smarmus. One might liken it to a cough, when broken down it sounds like "Ahhh-hack-hack-hack-hack-ughhh". However, while it is found loud and irritating to those near to the Homo Smarmus, it does not travel well, making it difficult for one Homo Smarmus to warn others about the presence of someone who has a low bullshit tolerance.
Those who have studied this species closely advise others to keep their distance as there may be longterm side effects which could potentially lead to:
sensitivity of eyes to light
stunting of growth (in children)
swelling of feet or lower legs
vomiting
headache
muscle cramps
hallucinations
mental depression
mood swings
skin rash or hives
hiccups
wounds that will not heal
increased sweating
indigestion
Please also note that these side effects are similar to those of IBD.
Typically found inhabiting Eastern North America, the Homo Smarmus is a rare and distinct individual.
They tend to favor indoor habitats where microwavable meals, XBox, and online chatrooms denouncing the intelligence of others are near at hand.
Physical Appearance: A material covering with a striped pattern (Scientists currently studying Homo Smarmus are developing a theory which states that this might be some form of tribal garb) usually coloured green and poo-brown is essential. The left forelimb is permanently extended upwards, and shoulders hunched.
A unique grunt is the natural call of the Homo Smarmus. One might liken it to a cough, when broken down it sounds like "Ahhh-hack-hack-hack-hack-ughhh". However, while it is found loud and irritating to those near to the Homo Smarmus, it does not travel well, making it difficult for one Homo Smarmus to warn others about the presence of someone who has a low bullshit tolerance.
Those who have studied this species closely advise others to keep their distance as there may be longterm side effects which could potentially lead to:
sensitivity of eyes to light
stunting of growth (in children)
swelling of feet or lower legs
vomiting
headache
muscle cramps
hallucinations
mental depression
mood swings
skin rash or hives
hiccups
wounds that will not heal
increased sweating
indigestion
Please also note that these side effects are similar to those of IBD.
Student: "Oh no! Smarmy Guy is in this class, I can already feel the bile rising up in my throat and the indigestion kicking in!"
Smarmy Guy: "Ahhh-hack-hack-hack-hack-ughhhh"
Smarmy Guy: "Ahhh-hack-hack-hack-hack-ughhhh"
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A person who is wise to the ways of both the streets and to the general ways of how to read situations, street smart people tend to be predominantly from larger cities but not exculusively so, they often can use these skills in business and in social settings,
a street smart person tends to understand others have their own interests 1st and yours second, while a non street smart will take things at face value a street smart will ask what does this person have to gin by lieing to me,
by derbytilson August 27, 2015
Get the street smart mug.The British or Commonwealth English counterpart of the American English "smart ass" (probably the form in which it was invented, before being borrowed back into British English).
Calling someone a smart arse is intended to pull them down a peg or two for adopting a position of superiority, especially intellectual:
(1) through sarcasm,
(2) by using obscure knowledge to score points off other people, or
(3) just being too f**king smug when they're right about something.
Calling someone a smart arse is intended to pull them down a peg or two for adopting a position of superiority, especially intellectual:
(1) through sarcasm,
(2) by using obscure knowledge to score points off other people, or
(3) just being too f**king smug when they're right about something.
"Oh, Alice, you're such a smart ass."
"Actually, Bob, I would prefer to be insulted using the correct, British English pronunciation: 'smart arse'."
"But, Alice, I think you'll find 'arse' has been pronounced 'ass' since at least Shakespeare's time, and therefore far pre-dates the division of English into British and American variants."
"Actually, Bob, I would prefer to be insulted using the correct, British English pronunciation: 'smart arse'."
"But, Alice, I think you'll find 'arse' has been pronounced 'ass' since at least Shakespeare's time, and therefore far pre-dates the division of English into British and American variants."
by Osric_of_O February 7, 2010
Get the smart arse mug.Order of dress between Business Attire and Casual.
For men, this consists of a collared shirt with jacket without a tie. The pattern and colour of the jacket do not have to match with the pants.
For women, this order of dress offers a wide range of options. Skirt or pants are both fully acceptable. Jacket is optional.
Smart Casual is another way of saying no jeans and T-Shirt.
Wear business clothes in a relaxed fashion.
For men, this consists of a collared shirt with jacket without a tie. The pattern and colour of the jacket do not have to match with the pants.
For women, this order of dress offers a wide range of options. Skirt or pants are both fully acceptable. Jacket is optional.
Smart Casual is another way of saying no jeans and T-Shirt.
Wear business clothes in a relaxed fashion.
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Get the smart parts mug.The act of living a lifestyle in which no fucks are given by the individual or shartee. Usually occurring under the influence of drugs, alcohol, etc., but this is not a requirement of being or becoming sharty.
Sarah Palin: "I heard Dhut got sharty last night, but I don't even know what that means."
Samuel L. Jackson: "You dumbass muthafucka."
Morgan Freeman: "Dhut was at Bailey's and broke more glasses of beer than she drank."
Samuel L. Jackson: "That shit was sharty as fuck."
Samuel L. Jackson: "You dumbass muthafucka."
Morgan Freeman: "Dhut was at Bailey's and broke more glasses of beer than she drank."
Samuel L. Jackson: "That shit was sharty as fuck."
by Dhut Shart October 4, 2011
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