sloppy seconds

shagging a cunt minutes after the previous guy, using his cum as lube

by Anonymous October 11, 2003

Slippery Disney

recieving an oily hanjob while watching Mary Poppins

I got a slippery disney from this chick at my house, while babysitting 5 year olds.

by big daddy 978 November 29, 2006

Danny Sloppy

When you drink until you black out, pull out your dick and trip over your pants.

Damn you got Danny Sloppy put your dick away Bro

by DannyBro98 September 13, 2020

Sloppy Top On the Rocks

Getting your dick sucked and/or Licked with your balls included.

I offered this guy at the club last night a Sloppy Top On the Rocks.

by I_enV_no1 November 28, 2009

sideways sloppy joe

a name for a girls vagina

last night i ate the best sideways sloppy joe ever

by j7j February 27, 2010

Sloppy Giuseppe

To cum on one's hand and flick it onto another person using the Italian reasoning gesture.

"I will Sloppy Giuseppe your mother and father", "She got sloppied last night until there was no more reason", "Can I have a sloppy giuseppe please?"

by jironutz October 7, 2012

Sloppy Drunk

Someone who after indulging in large amounts of alcohol exhibits one or more of the following characteristics; loosing all sense of balance, loss of any sort of mental filter on their mouth, uses excessive cursing, performs lewd dancing, and is usually covered in whatever alcohol they were drinking. These people are usually fun to be around first but in the end are just an embarrassment.

Joe - "Yo man did you see that girl Megan last night?"
Steve - "Yea dude she is such a sloppy drunk, she bumped into me and spilled beer all over herself and then blamed it all on me."

by Jimmy Profs October 26, 2009