Slater

A blonde, blue-eyed knockout that has the most wonderful and inviting extroverted personality. He’s a Christian, football player, and theater kid who any girl would swoon over. His smile could light up any room. He’s husband material and worth waiting for—if he ever considers you. Will call everyone bro.

“I really like Slater.”
“Did he call you bro.”
“Yep.”

by Just the truth! December 9, 2020

Sea Salted

A more extreme form of salted

He was sea salted after the person he was making fun of was right behind him.

by d-ridge March 2, 2007

garden-stated

To return to your home town for a small amount of time and then fall in love while your there.

Jason: How was Kansas City?
Brian: It was great! I was garden-stated by this hippie chick at this jazz club.

by ShawnL June 11, 2007

re sluted

Born again slut

Kim was a slut many years ago but money is tight so she has since re sluted

by Fishyyyy December 13, 2016

Getting Salted

Similar to the act of pouring salt on a slug, your mind and body are completely transformed after getting super f*cked up either with alcohol or drugs. / Also refers to having a good time and nothing to do with drugs or alcohol.

Dude! Are you going to Jerry's party tonight, I'm getting salted.

by Jerry Turtleneck November 20, 2017

deep seated

deep seated: adj. -a severe personal belief felt in the loins, being wholeheartedly convicted of a feeling

It is my deep seated intent to free the beast on my girlfriend later.

by baccngravvy June 5, 2018

Joel Slatess

sucks dick for money but usually does it for fun :)

joel slatess loves dick

by people12 June 11, 2018