Keyboard Slamming

Keyboard Slamming is the action of rapidly typing random keys normally in all uppercase and can be usually found in TikTok comments.

"PLEASEEE BAHAHJHUWHFULIUDWUIG"
"OMFG ULIHWUHAHUHDUH"
"LMFAOOOO LWUHUGSHQUSHUWGFWIDWJD"
"Oml can you guys stop Keyboard Slamming and just say, lol, lmao or some shit like that."

by why're you looking here? October 27, 2020

Slam Boned

The act of getting extremely drunk.

I was so slam boned last night I puked in the bar.

by Parsballs1 September 14, 2011

Graham Slam

The inimitable beatdown brought by a Yahoo! 24x7 heavy hitter.

"When Yahoo's Front Page finally decided to post a video about the Conan O'Brien-Jay Leno fracas, the head of Yahoo FP got Graham Slammed."

by quirkyjerk January 19, 2010

slam power

To strike something with great enough force to completely destroy both objects involved; to completely consume an entire beverage in a ridiculously minimal amount of time.

Myron: "De Jongh you completely slam powered that guys face!"

De Jongh; "I know but i also shattered all the bones in my hand!"

Cash: "Well lets slam power some brewskies to make that hand feel better!"

by Fly1ngDutchman1 February 27, 2010

slam pole

similar to slam piece, this refers to someone one wouldn't date or marry, but would fuck into infinity. this is used exclusively to refer to those possessing pole-like fucking appendages. this may refer to men, lesbians who are exclusively penetrative using various objects, and gender-queer or transsexual individuals.

Girl, I'm bout to hit up my slam pole, I need some dick tonight!

I feel that!

by biscuitface November 10, 2013

Ass slammed

1. A thing you say to someone when they lose an argument
2. Getting ass slammed in the literal sense

"get ass slammed dickhead"

by Brendanwa January 11, 2022

Computer Slamming

A Sport that can be played by anyone who owns a Computer. Computer Slamming is similar to Pillow Fighting but with Old and/or Worthless Computers instead of Pillows. What you have to do is basically hit the faces of your class' bullies with it, or slam it really hard against the floor and leave it damaged as much as possible so that it doesn't have to be powered on or be touched by a human hand ever again.

Okay, class! Bring all your Worthless Computers with you to the patio. In today's class we're playing Computer Slamming!

by Python Coder February 6, 2023