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Skank Suit

Totally trashy female clothes that no one should EVER wear. Usually an adult onesie made out of spandex material. Should not be mass produced. Usually found in bargain basement hooker stores. You know when someone wears this she's cruising for payment, not love.
Skank Suit: What Kanye's date wore to the 2009 VMA awards.
by * Nel * September 16, 2009
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skank chicken

Low quality female dating material that doesn't please the male liking.
"I'm outta here, nothing in this bar but skank chicken."
by Donnyboy January 24, 2007
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Spanaway Skank

A fallacious woman, a woman who walks bowlegged because she has been railed more times than Amtrak, a woman who wears tops that are too tight in the order to accentuate her breasts because she thinks that is an attribute that attracts every man in Methlahem (Spanaway) but inadvertently creates a muffin top, a woman whose teeth look like that of a broken cheese grater or broken farm tiller, a woman who pays for her drinks with fellatio, or to pay her bills. Also, see fire crotch, or Roundabout Robin. Marital status is of no consequence, if you want to get your dick wet and chlamydia at the same time you can find her at the Roy Y. Note: having sex with her will be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Hey ladies, watch your men. The Spanaway Skank is here!
by Licketyclit February 10, 2015
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shank the skank

to blatantly stab a particularly aggrivating ho.
so she stole your boyfriend? easy solution: SHANK THE SKANK!
by laurandjessie May 24, 2008
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Skank Calls

The things a skank will say to let everyone in the room know she or he will fuck anyone, and I mean anyone, who shows even a little interest. Also the sort of things one would say to attract the attention of a skank.
Common skank calls.

"Who wants to do body shots off of me!"
"Woooo, I'm so drunk, I just want to make out!"
"I don't wear underwear to the bar, it just slows me down."
"You, me, the last bathroom stall on the left, two minutes."
"Your friend is cute, do you two want to come back to my place and tag team me?"
by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008
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dorito skank

a bitch who smashes your chips
by Judgey Fudgey November 1, 2007
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disco skank

1. noun; an offbeat funky guitar rhythm typically found in songs like "Play that funky music white boy" "crocodile rock" "saturday nights alright for fighting"

2. noun; a slut who dresses as if she were from the 80's
1. Alan told our lead guitarist to play some disco skank so we could record our new disco song.

2. Dude, that girl at the bar was a total disco skank, I mean did you see that sequin dress she was wearing?
by Pen Draokk August 31, 2013
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