Shufflefaith

When you need insight into something and decide to trust the shuffle feature on your iPod/mp3 player/CD player.

"Should I ask Lily to the prom?"
"Have shufflefaith, man."
"The first song is 'Murder Mystery' by Scouting for Girls."
"Well, there you go."

by MaybePacemakerRadarFadeout July 10, 2009

Scruffleberry

1. A scruffle between two puss bags.
2. A fight two wusses get in.

Dude did you hear about that scruffleberry the other day?

Erick and Alex got into a bigtime scruffleberry.

by ScuttleBerry June 3, 2010

Shufflefucked

When your Ipod Shuffle selects a block of music that you just don't want to listen to.

Sukhdeep really wanted a variety of heavy metal and hip-hop to get him pumped at the Gym. Instead he got shufflefucked with Bollywood show tunes.

by Ben of Earth February 24, 2011

Shuffle Fail

When you put your iPod (or some other type of mp3) on shuffle, and it plays some songs by the same artist at least 2 times in a row. Or if the songs start playing in Alphabetical Order after the device is put on shuffle.

I went to the party to hear some great music, but Bill's iPod had a Shuffle Fail, so everyone got tortured and had to listen to Lady Gaga for 3 hours straight. It was horrible.

by TheChampion613 June 20, 2011

Scruffle Wuffle

Scruffle Wuffle is another word for "poopy head" and "stinky"

Tyrone: *Smacks Joe in the face*
Joe: OMG Tyrone you are such a Scruffle Wuffle
Tyrone: *Literally dies*

by I am Shrektastic October 9, 2019

Shuffle the puppies

A figure of speech, used as a command, meaning “to move your feet.”

“Shuffle the puppies!”

by Porkscratchings7 March 22, 2022

nextel shuffle

1.The act of standing up to look at your cell phone, thus making you look ridiculous.
2.Checking your cell phone when a similar sounding phone tones in the vicinity. Generally, this act is attributed to Nextel phone users because all Nextels sound the same for the walkie-talkie feature, you know? the whole reason you bought the outrageously priced phone and confusing service contract.

Nextel phone:"BEEP BEEP"
Every Nextel owner in the room:"Is that you?"
Thusly, everyone does the nextel shuffle to check their phones.

by PrimusPilus May 1, 2007