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ballast shovelling

This is where a gentleman is having relations with a lady who is so large that he can't see what he's doing.
Julie was so fat that I was just ballast shovelling!
by Jinny the pig December 31, 2013
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Shovel Pass

(verb) To cups ones hands around flatulent gas as it exits the anus, then pass the hands under another's nose.
I say, I shovel passed that gnarly fart under his nose.
by RoanokeVaSlang May 20, 2010
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Poo Shoveller

1. Someone who shovels poo for a living.

2. Someone who stuffs poo in another person's rectum.

Also known as Shit Shoveller.
Mitch: "James just came back from his excrement orgy"

Sam: "He is such a poo shoveller!"
by Internet Cancer October 17, 2009
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clear shovel

A plastic shovel that is transparent or translucent in appearance, instead of a solid plastic color or made of some other material entirely, such as metal.
Josie could have bought a normal-colored shovel but for reasons we will never know, decided to buy a clear shovel instead. Unbelievable.
by shoomit February 23, 2021
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Shoveling Dirt

I saw my boy G shoveling dirt to some mexican niggaz the other day
by el sucio guapo September 20, 2014
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Double Shovel

A double shovel is a sexual maneuver that is done with a partner. It is performed when the user fists themself until they defecate in their own hand. Afterwards the user must grasp the waste and shove it into the partners butthole.
My sneaky link, whom i met on tinder, performed a double shovel on me until my completion
by King of the Double Shovel July 11, 2024
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Go Shovel

To dismiss someone in order for them to undertake manual labour. Similiar to : Whatever, Meh, Beat it, Get lost.
Person 1:"Hey i won the golf today Kalki"
Kalki:"Go shovel".
by asldkfnlsadfnlaskndflds January 16, 2010
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