The third wheel, someone who is always sitting there watching everyone else go at it or have a significant other yet themself is all alone
1.) I'm a fat man in a weezer shirt. All of my friends have someone but i'm all alone.
2.) My friends who are going out with each other invited me to the movied tonight, but i said no because I'm tired of being the fat man in a Weezer shirt.
2.) My friends who are going out with each other invited me to the movied tonight, but i said no because I'm tired of being the fat man in a Weezer shirt.
by poop April 22, 2003
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Eric: I think my girlfriend is cheating on me with my best friend.
Matt: Don't worry about it...ship it to shorty.
Matt: Don't worry about it...ship it to shorty.
by n0kx May 29, 2009
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Someone who, acting under the cover of internet anonymity, arrogantly and incessantly berates, argues with, or puts down others while masquerading as an expert on subject/s he or she knows nothing about.
John is such an internet big shot; despite his ignorance of medicine, he insists on internet message boards that Dr. Chu is an idiot for endorsing the utilization of palliative care measures for terminally ill patients.
by Smoking Hot Natalie June 24, 2011
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Get the blow it out your shorts mug.A cowboywho wears pearl snaps and thinks he's the salt of the earth, a bad mother fuckerlikes to kick of his boots and drive you wild, then go through your yard with his panty dropping diesel please refer to diesel douche
Friend: oh he's cute
Other friend: oh no he's just a Heartbreak in a pearl snap shirt.
Other friend: no way girl He's just a heart break in a pearl snap shirt.
Other friend: oh no he's just a Heartbreak in a pearl snap shirt.
Other friend: no way girl He's just a heart break in a pearl snap shirt.
by Hooey. January 29, 2015
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Person b: wait soccer is not a sport you bum
Person a (walks away defeated)
Person b: wait soccer is not a sport you bum
Person a (walks away defeated)
by Also look up Vincent December 19, 2017
Get the soccer is not a sport mug.When you jack off, in extremely cold weather, your semen will freeze in mid-air, and when it hits something it will shatter.
Jason: dude i did the Ice Shot last night
Robby: uhh whats that?
Jason: Jacking off in such cold weather that your semen freezes and shatters when it hits a wall
Robby: HOW COOOL?
Robby: uhh whats that?
Jason: Jacking off in such cold weather that your semen freezes and shatters when it hits a wall
Robby: HOW COOOL?
by Jwil(N Co.) October 24, 2008
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