Phantom Shitter

The phantom shitter is an elusive college student who doesn't give a fuck about the other residents of his hall and takes a massive shit and doesn't find it necessary to flush that shit down the toilet.

"Guys, I walked into the bathroom and somebody didn't flush."

"We've got a phantom shitter on our hands."

by Hail Dale September 1, 2013

shitter jackers

when something bad happens...
you can always rely on saying the comforting phrase SHITTER JACKERS. It started with cracker jackers then crapper jackers then spread on to infect the word shit.

Oh shitter jackers, i fell down the stairs and bled out my eyes!

by scarscar February 19, 2009

Siamese Shitters

When you and a friend take number 2 at the same time.

Friend: Yo dog.
Me: Yo. Man, you're up early. Going to the gym?
Friend: Poopin
Me: Dude, me too! We're Siamese Shitters!

by Doomcake March 2, 2014

Cross Shitter

Usually, A fat man who cross dresses, but has an obsession with shitting all the time no matter where they are; one who has a fetish with shitting and play dressing.

" Hi im Richard Hart and Im A cross Shitter. I love shitting while dressed as an old skank".

by Mr Cockblock October 16, 2014

shitter patter

Conversation had while on the toilet, usually, but not limited to over a phone with the other party unaware of the situation.

This chick I just asked out had no idea I did it with shitter patter.

by AlvinBreck February 15, 2015

Shitter shock

The feeling when you're pooping in a public bathroom and someone tries to open the door but you can't remember if you locked the door or not

I was taking a shit at Walmart and someone tried to walk in on me, gave me a real bad case of shitter shock

by Shyboiagain July 6, 2019

Chat shitter

A street shitter in a chat

That chat shitter was shitting in the chat like it's the street.

by Placid Pike April 25, 2019