Skip to main content

Skimmer Dits

Someone who or the action of skipping details.
"It isn't the UK Navy, skimmer dits, it is the Royal Navy".
by ENSIGPRS June 13, 2025
mugGet the Skimmer Dits mug.

Simmering Chair

A specially selected seating device (usually a chair) upon which the process of clothes simmering occurs.
Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his simmering chair.
by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025
mugGet the Simmering Chair mug.

Simmeron

Da infamously-awful "compact Cadillac" sedan dat everyone who bought one was majorly steamed about.
When all was said and done, da Cadillac Simmeron was just a non-luxury sedan dat was sold at a much-higher price than its Chevy counterpart.
by QuacksO October 19, 2025
mugGet the Simmeron mug.

shul shimer

(vrb.) the act of one being anything you want it to be.Thus london shul shimer maybe desirves getting shoed.

the act of one being a dick.
ex. yo, bill's being a shul shimer, i just cought him sniffing my moms dirty underwear.
by Dleahy February 11, 2008
mugGet the shul shimer mug.

Sticky Swimmers Ear

When a Man is getting a blow job and right before he reaches climax he turns the womans head and Ejaculates in her ear.
" She was slobbin my knob and I totally gave her the Sticky Swimmers ear last night, that bitch still can't hear out of her right ear!" said max
by G-spunktastic January 13, 2010
mugGet the Sticky Swimmers Ear mug.

seed skimmer

Similar to bukkake, except the group of men jack off into a bowl of water. The last person to cum then takes a straw and skims the surface of the water in the bowl, swallowing any blobs of cum that float near the surface.
Are you okay? You look sick.
I was a seed skimmer last night.

Hey, invite your friend over who has erectile disfunction to the seed skimming party tonight.
That's just mean.
Yeah but at least I know I won't be a seed skimmer!
by HNBILH April 7, 2011
mugGet the seed skimmer mug.

Cream-skimmer

To be the first to get something for nothing. Example: A man hires a carpenter crew to build his home and a friend of the home owner believes he can pick up scrap wood without permission with, undo care of maybe the home owner or carpenters may want the scrap wood.
First to Recieve,Cream-Skimmer is someone who is Selfish,Personal Gain
by pushnook August 12, 2011
mugGet the Cream-skimmer mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email