shattered lava lamp

Clapped/ cooked/ ugly

Damn that girl built like a shattered lava lamp

by Urmomsfavourit3 May 19, 2024

Shaftner

The act of a female (or male) taking a hit of crystal meth through their nose while performing fellatio on a man and blowing the smoke out all while never taking their mouth off of the penis.

I was blowing clouds with my old lady and she gave me a shaftner. It was badass.

by SlimShardy January 20, 2025

Shattering the porcelain throne

Pooping so hard you shatter your toilet
Used in a joking manner

I just spent an hour shattering the porcelain throne 😭 or I just shattered my porcelain throne

by theduchess22 February 1, 2025

ShanerGang

To be cool,patient, and rich in vibes

I feel so ShanerGang today;

by ShanerGang February 4, 2026

ShanerGang

To be cool,patient, and rich in vibes

I feel so ShanerGang today;

by ShanerGang February 4, 2026

Shattern

Sudden change in your shit pattern.

Some god awful bug has shifted my Shattern + 12 hours regular now. It's been years since it was regular 6pm.

by geofleet February 18, 2026

Shatter

When an individual switches their personality to the opposite of themselves

Taken from “Transformers: Shattered Glass”, when the good guys are bad, and bad guys are good.

“The first time I ever shattered was when I asked that one fine chick out on a date and she called me stupid”

by SEN10L July 22, 2025