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shamdoggery

Shamdoggery is a word used to refer to a person or things actions. It usually refers to some elaborate scheme or idea that a person has.
I’m not going to get all caught up with your shamdoggery

This whole *dramatically waves hands in air* shamdoggery of an idea is going to get us killed
by Jefferiah Sphere June 25, 2023
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Samson Mabbitt (Mr Mabbitt)

A bald and ginger YouTuber who teaches English, He loves mushrooms and does them on a daily. He is completely against teaching students and talks about mushrooms instead.
Sir, can we please learn something?
Na don't interrupt my mushroom rant.

Samson Mabbitt (Mr Mabbitt)
by Robin Parmar October 3, 2023
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shamaou

Rahul is shamaou.
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Shamdorus

this is such shamdorus timing
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Shamdorus

Bad ; A very bad moment or bad thing that has happened
Oh wow my friends uncle got hit by a car it was very shamdorus
by RainbowGC November 25, 2023
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Samson

Biblical series! It's the thing! It's time for the thing! The thing I was doing from before. The Biblical series.

God "Heyheyhey, check it it out. Check out that guy over there."

Lucifer šŸ˜‘ "Another boat guy? What is wrong with-"

Philistine "AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" *THUD*

Lucifer "HOLY SHIT!"

God "Yeah! Right!?"

Lucifer "He threw that guy, like, 40 feet in the air! I mean... I could throw a guy higher than that but they don't do that! What the hell did you do!?"

God "I made a deal."

Lucifer "A deal? A deal for what?"

God "Well.. I give him super strength... And HE... Grows his hair out."

Lucifer 😟 "What could you possibly have to gain from him growing out his fucking- Jesus, he is mangling those fucking guys..."
God "No, Jesus was the me-guy this is Samson- Wait... Is that... Yet? Where ARE we, like, chronologically speaking?" šŸ¤”

Lucifer "What IS that in his hand!?"

God "Donkey jaw."

Lucifer "The JAW of a donkey?"

God "Yup."

Lucifer 😨 "Did he mutilate a donkey just to do that!? Who is that for!?"

God 🤷 ā™‚ļø "I donno. It's a good weapon I guess."

Lucifer "IT ISN'T THAT, THOUGH! IT ISN'T! It can't possibly BE that! AT ALL!"

God "I mean, he's killed like 784 guys with it already so... Ya know... It's hard to say isn't a good weapon..."

Lucifer šŸ˜‘ "Say that you genuinely believe a donkey jaw is a good weapon. Say it out loud."

God "Well... Yeah... The super strength is probably doing a lot of the legwork... But he's having fun. And that's what counts."

Lucifer "Pffft! Hahahahaha! That is stupid. This is fucking stupid. I'm done. This is dumb."

God "What? Where are you... *sigh* Well I think it's cool... Kachow! Kachow! Jaw-stab! Kachow! Super jaw-stab! Heheheheheh..."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2024
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ShamonaVirus

Thee Moment anyone coughs, you'll be infected with the Hilarious, ShamonaVirus... You'll be impulsively Moonwalking, Breakdancing &, Sidestepping whilst uncontrollably saying Shamoan in a PMSL Accent which also infects everyone with the nuisance ShamonaVirus & Ultimately takes control of the world...

Stay Safe, Stay Alert... Control the Virus...

Mr G: 'Well, f*** me Dancing Sideways... I haven't seen you for Donkeys!... 🤣
Agent X: '#@$*!'
MrG: 'Shamoan!...'
ShamonaVirus is thee most infectious Virus with no known cure... Anyone who hears thee Infectious Shamoan shall be immediately yet impulsively Moonwalking, Breakdancing & Dancing Sideways whilst uncontrollably saying Shamoan in a Hilarious PMSL Accent all at same time...

Stay Alert, Stay Safe... Control the Virus...
by Elexius June 3, 2024
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