Simp Sesh

You will be in a simp sesh if it’s over 2 hours and leave the boys for over 2 hours. If this lasts during September and/or over 1 day streight then you are a big simp and you are foolish (Aidan S)

ITS BEEN 2 HOURS AND ITS STILL SEPTEMBER YK WHAT THIS MEANS YOU ARE IN A SIMP SESH

by MaxTheSimpProtector September 12, 2020

after sesh

Said of that very moment, way after you hit plateau, when you are incapable to interact with the world and you are basically another piece of furniture of the room you have been dwelling for the last ten hours.

Skunky ataraxia induced by shit tons of narcotics

fuck this fucking field... there is no way you can possibly use the this substantive phrase in a fucking sentence without embarrassing yourself.
Try ket and then you'll feel it in your flesh

"after sesh" you happy? cunt

by i will yeah September 4, 2017

mup the sesh

Cork slang, used when a gang of friends go and have a great night drinking alcohol

"Dean kearney has 24 cans of tesco lager, mup the sesh!!!

by Coldones April 19, 2018

Secret sesh

When you're mates go out on a sesh but don't invite you, commonly any organisation is done only when you are not around.

Person 1: Where is Ian tonight?
Person 2: Oh he's out on the sesh with a bunch of our mates.
Person 1: Wait there was a sesh tonight? No one told me?
Person 2: Oh.... secret sesh mate.

by shahed October 20, 2017

johnston sesh

Masturbating 2 1/2 times in 7 minutes

I'm gonna go have a johnston sesh

by Blem97 October 15, 2017

sesh minion

Sesh minions are usually found desperately trying to start a sesh but are sadly incapable of starting anything worth staying for. They follow around experienced seshers in hope of bargaining for some weed or alcohol, or maybe they just really want to feel included. Most of the time, they are in their early teens, trying to become "cool" or boost their ego. Sometimes, they even try and have seshes which don't involve any drugs or alcohol, they just hang around in one public place for a long time. No one is sure why they're even trying, not even the sesh minions themselves.

Goddammit, Joe. I just wish that sesh minion would get the fuck off my back and stop asking me for weed. He looks twelve and I'm already doing enough illegal shit as it is. C'mon, kid, go hang out in front of a Tesco's or something.

by Communizm April 5, 2017

Seshed out

When you had a long sesh the night before

Tom was seshed out because of the sesh last night

by Seshed out June 11, 2017