Morning Selfie

In reference to *Top meaning ; A common response to the visual reception to the posted morning selfie.

Jack woke up early that tuesday morn. As usual, he logged into The Facebook. The first post was by Jessica; she posted a morning selfie. As he waited for the picture to load, Jack noticed the morning wood in his shorts growing with every line on the picture (damn dial-up). In response to the newly loaded picture, Jack gave himself a Morning Selfie.

Morning Selfie by tRy2bEaT_mE March 9, 2015

Golden selfie 

Pissing on yourself while in the shower.

Who needs a golden shower when I can give a golden selfie?

Golden selfie by HustleRose October 2, 2013

rape selfie 

When you take a selfie of somebody against his/her will.

- Dang, why did you just put your phone up into my face?
- I took a rape selfie of you.

rape selfie by hazeray November 10, 2014

Morris Selfie 

When a short brunette girl takes a selfie of half her face, with her squad in the background.

'Moz take a Morris Selfie'
'OK everyone smile….'
**takes photo of self with squad in the background posing**

Morris Selfie by rotrot April 13, 2015

let me take a selfie

When you whant to keep a moment in a picture and you are about to do something else, you stop for a moment and grab your smartphone and says

Is late we have to go, but first... Let me take a selfie

let me take a selfie by franklyned June 10, 2014

wealthy selfie 

a self-posted image to social media that features a flashy display of large quantities of money

What's up with the wealthy selfie? Who you think you are, P. Diddy?

wealthy selfie by D.S. Credito March 9, 2015

group selfie 

1. A selfie taken with two or more people. These are commonly taken through a mirror to fit more people in the shot.

2. Commonly used to look popular and give your Instagram, twitter, Facebook and myspace followers the impression that you have a life and lots of friends.

"Oh my god, lets take a group selfie for Instagram"

Justin: I want to take a selfie but I want to look like I'm popular

Selena: I'll take a group selfie with you.

group selfie by Koolkid12244 September 4, 2013