Secret

1. A thing that is meant to be told to everyone.
2. Common knowledge.

Jessica-OMG you guys. I just heard the best secret, promise not to tell, and not tell anyone I told you because I wasn't supposed to tell?
Everyone- Yeah!
*One day later*
Jessica- OMG you guys, like, everyone knows!
OH yeah, wanna know another secret?

by Jessica (; June 14, 2011

secret service agent

When you are doing a girl doogy style and you spit on her back. When she turns around to yell at you, you then spug in her ear. She will inturn turn her head and hold her ear. thus looking like a secret service agent.

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

secret agent status

when a girl is at a party and she is scoutin for the best lookin guy in da club

dat dudes so fine ima about to be on my secret agent status

by yetty b April 19, 2008

Secret

None of your damn business unless told otherwise.

Bob: He dude wanna trade secrets?
John: No.
Bob: Why?
John: Because they're none of your damn business.

by Yeah-its-a-word November 2, 2011

Secret spy

Verb. To sneak up on somebody or to do something stealthily.

Mike - "I had to secret spy my way into that ho's house through the front door while her parents were asleep.. best night of my life."

Dillon - "Man, you're a badass. I wish I could be more like you."

by dante-ray August 3, 2006

scerpies

A combination of scurvy and herpes

When a lady of the night with scurvy/herpes wiped my dick on her face it gave me scerpies

by James Milligan January 11, 2008

Secret Wall Tattoo

A work of art, symbol, or sketch hidden behind a frame, mirror, headboard or other wall attachment of a hotel or motel room. The term is attributed to Joshua Homme, who created many wall tattoos while touring with Queens of the Stone Age. Some might try to link this practice with "anarchy" or "fighting the man" but these attempts usually end in fail. How serious can your statement be taken if you hide it under a $5 print?

"This hotel room smells like a band was in here! Quick, look behind the mirrors for Secret Wall Tattoos!"

Dude 1: Whoa, why are you taking down that picture frame?
Dude 2: I'm going to make a secret wall tattoo! I'm totally going to defy authority and feel like a rebel!
Chick 1: I'm never sleeping with either of you.
Chick 2: Me neither.

by Some Jerk Bob June 16, 2009