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seagull manager

A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
Eddie is such a seagull manager, he just got the client site Monday.
by tina_tampa May 1, 2006
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Screaming Seagull

When a man fucks a woman from behind on the beach, then pulls out, dips his dick in the sand, and rams it in her ass. She then screams like a seagull.
"Man, that bitch thought we was gonna have lovey, dovey sex on the beach...I sure showed her with that fucking Screaming Seagull."
by CherylTheShitShow July 26, 2009
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Seahawked

To steal someones phone whith out them knowing and hack into their facebook page and write an embarrassing profile status.
Did you see Johnnys facebook today? His status said "I just shit my pants in my new car and now the seats are ruined"... hahaha!! He totally got Seahawked by Kara!
by angiesdancin July 19, 2011
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the seahorse

a decrepit, vile, piss ridden bar located in dundalk, md..usually claims home to the most disgusting of the alcoholic residents/ pill poppers/ hot mustard willys, the bathroom is always covered with the smell of failure and obesity. and piss. the beer is over priced, the women are over weight and the men are over confident and most commonly wear shirts that are way too tight and reek of over bearing wal-mart cologne.. strippers frequent this fine establishment to purchase goods from the many drug dealers that hang out. also be careful who you buy a drink for as most of the consumers are underage.. the best part is the cops hang out right outside and often lock people up right on either side of the bridge for dui but people still go there...all in all the seahorse is a fantastic place to not go to
hey dom you want to go to the seahorse tonight....?

nah jack, i just got a dui last week right out side of that shit ass bar!!!
by crzywhtboyjack66 September 13, 2011
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Seagull

An act performed by a male while having sex on the beach. During intercourse, the male's genitalia is dipped into the sand and sex is resumed, resulting in loud, awkward squawks and flapping of the limbs from his partner.
-Last summer, while my girlfriend and I were having sex on the beach, I gave her the seagull.

-I met this annoying girl at a bar one time, convinced her to go hook up on the beach, and seagulled her.
by Willie B. Hardigan April 15, 2008
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Seagoat

1) A goat that prefers to swim in the water with flippers, snorkel, scuba mask and wet suit over living on the farm.
2) A hideously unattractive woman who's residence is either above a dive bar, or in the dive bar itself; seagoats are often accompanied by warts, missing/blackened teeth, flabby and greasy skin, drip drop tits, and a pussy that would cause a man to contemplate suicide if he were to view it
After seeing the drunk seagoat sprawled out naked on the bathroom floor, Ted decided at that moment that it was time to die.
by El Guy November 19, 2005
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Seagull

A manager or supervisor that glides or flies around the office doing nothing. Usually acts as if he/she is bugging his staff for a reason but the honest truth is simply that he has nothing to do, and wants to show non existant managerial skill.
The seagull is coming towards us, so be prepared for a ridiculous request that adds no value to you or your collegues.
by Initial-D September 26, 2005
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