scrumless

adj. Gutted, like rugby without scrums. Any sport or activity that lacks any point or attraction after do-gooders or government agencies have removed a vital component or otherwise forced a change that ruins it.

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Skateboarding with helmets is totally scrumless.

I feel you are mixing some metaphors there.

by gnostic3 July 2, 2020

Scrumble of the Bumble

Ligit just bumble scrumble

Jake:wanna scrumble of the bumble?
Alexa:huh
Jake:You know bumble scrumble 😉

by youmaaaaaaaaisgay December 7, 2020

scrumless

adj. Pointless. Fulfilling a need but lacking the original spirit. Aussie term referencing the new need to play rugby with proper distancing.

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What do you make of this new PG13 Friday the Thirteenth flick?

Pretty scrumless.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

scrumples

“one who searches for linty beans” meaning that they’re so musty that theywould be the kind of person to look for beans with lint.

“Hey, did you see how musty Sarah is?”
Oh, she’s a total scrumples. I’d stay away from her

by br1tney spears March 22, 2021

Scrumble dumble

When you have to take a pee break!🌝

*you get in your moms car*

Mom- where were you
You- sorry mom I was taking a scrumble dumble

by cheese nuggets April 13, 2021

scrumblebumb

Very loud music played at a late hour

Please turn down your scrumblebumb.

by Scrumblenan July 27, 2022

Scrumblebop

A person known to shirk daily responsibility as well as generate a vague aura of incompetence and sexual frustration.

Kyle told his therapist his ex girlfriend posted #scrumblebop on one of his selfies after they broke up.

by WinnerGuy6969 December 29, 2022