As the couple parted ways at the airport, he scruffled her cheek and said, "Call me when you get through security."
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The Janitor (Scrubs)...
J.D.: Look uh... Janitor, I'm gonna be straight with you. I saw your penis and I noticed possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.
Janitor: When did you see my penis?
J.D.: Last night when you were showering.
Janitor: Where were you?
J.D.: I was outside in the bushes.
J.D.: Janitor makes confused, sighing noise Look, it was just a coincidence man. I mean, eh, if you had looked out the window you would've seen my penis.
Janitor: What? Why?
J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours.
J.D.: Look uh... Janitor, I'm gonna be straight with you. I saw your penis and I noticed possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.
Janitor: When did you see my penis?
J.D.: Last night when you were showering.
Janitor: Where were you?
J.D.: I was outside in the bushes.
J.D.: Janitor makes confused, sighing noise Look, it was just a coincidence man. I mean, eh, if you had looked out the window you would've seen my penis.
Janitor: What? Why?
J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours.
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Get the The Janitor (Scrubs) mug.The incorrect, yet oddly spot-on, past-tense of "scam." "Scrump" or "scrumped" was first defined by "30 Rock" character Tracy Jordan in December 2008.
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Get the scrumped mug.a gathering of many scrub or scrub-related people for the purpose of conducting scrub-like business such as compaining about your current finacial situation, lying about your job, or asking for lending of pennies or bus money, that no one seems to have. scrubfests are often held at the abode of the alpha scrub a.k.a the poorest. The attire to said 'fest is dirty undershirt or wifebeater with jeans torn in an unfashionable style and shoes that are sold for less than 20 dollars or are stolen. The popular scrub dance, known as "the scrub" is getting on your knees and screaming "imma scrub, imma scrub" in a high pitched voice and flaling your arms. Food found at a scrubfest consists of scrub delicasies such as water and bread.
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plural A close knit unit of men with haphazard facial hair, with growth mostly predicated on mild to moderate apathy, combated by the occasional spontaneous, uneven trim driven by a transient, fleeting need to keep up appearances. "Meh, looks good enough" is the motto of the scruff pod.
plural A close knit unit of men with haphazard facial hair, with growth mostly predicated on mild to moderate apathy, combated by the occasional spontaneous, uneven trim driven by a transient, fleeting need to keep up appearances. "Meh, looks good enough" is the motto of the scruff pod.
Kacie: Eric is a total scruff pod.
Eric: *picking at tangles in his neckbeard* I just trimmed it last week. I ordered a beard trimmer. I got into programming for this. I'm not going to shave it.
Person 1: Look at that group of people down the way walking side-by-side. Their combined facial hair appears to be forming on odd asymmetric pattern.
Person 2: Looks like a scruff pod to me.
Eric: *picking at tangles in his neckbeard* I just trimmed it last week. I ordered a beard trimmer. I got into programming for this. I'm not going to shave it.
Person 1: Look at that group of people down the way walking side-by-side. Their combined facial hair appears to be forming on odd asymmetric pattern.
Person 2: Looks like a scruff pod to me.
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