scissor sausage dip

When two girls are scissoring and the guy comes in from above and dips his penis between the two vaginas, the only known way for one penis to touch two vaginas at once.
"I've never touched two vaginas with my penis.... maybe we should try the scissor sausage dip next time your girlfriend comes over"
by AshleyMutiny October 11, 2013
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Scissor Kick Blast

When you lay on your side or back and lift your leg and fart to garner attention. (looks like a pair of scissors)
Lane pulled a scissor kick blast in front of my family. What a pig!
by da bowz September 06, 2009
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Nebraska scissor lift

When you have your day uplifted or bettered by Another Woodshop Podcast
I was having a shitty day until AWP gave me the good ol' Nebraska scissor lift!
by AWPee April 16, 2021
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Ghost scissor kicks

When two paraplegic lesbians take off their prosthetics and have sex.
Jill and Mary finally consummated their special gay marriage with undulating ghost scissor kicks.
by Chevitz July 22, 2014
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eat pizza with scissors

To eat pizza with scissors can literally mean to eat a slice of pizza using scissors to cut it. Cobra, the complete bad ass who invented this bad ass style of pizza eating, would not cut up the whole slice, but just cut the tip of the slice off. Since eating pizza with scissors is such a bad ass thing to do "to eat pizza with scissors" can now mean to do something in an unnecessarily bad ass way.
It takes a real bad ass to eat pizza with scissors, a bad ass like Cobra!
by Cocktail Sauce #1 August 28, 2009
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paper rock scissors

When someone above the age of thirty refers to the game of rock paper scissors.
You kids play paper rock scissors to see who gets to eat tonight.
by Luridforest June 15, 2017
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Flying Scissor Slam

Flying Scissor Slam (abbreviated F.S.S.) is an act commonly carried out by lesbian women. It involves, as the name suggests, the sexual act of scissoring. However with the F.S.S. scissoring takes place when one or both partners jump and meet the other one in the air (hence flying). This results in a collision of the genital area (and thus slam). The origin of the name is believed to have been traced back to university students in North America, most likely Canada. Whether or not they are the inventors is still unknown.
"We totally flying scissor slammed last night."
by SloanLynch9 February 09, 2010
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