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A place like jail except you are there for only 6-7 hours a day for 5 days a week and all it's about is passing

It has horrible food like jail
Bullies like jail
Rules like jail
And you aren't allowed to leave like jail
And your parents pay to send you there
Also the average school student has the same amount of anxiety as the average psychiatric patient in the 1950's
Another thing is that they don't prepare you for real life
Tim: I graduated from school with all A's
Bob: What did you learn from school
Tim: I forgot
by Wideeyedweirdo June 26, 2020
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The definition of Hell and one of the most useless things in human history
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That is a fatty school
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The prison your mom drops you off for sixteen years. Overrated in cartoons, television shows and movies. Too much homework to handle.
Younger me: oh wow, I can’t wait to go to school! I’m going to meet so many new friends!

Mom: yeah, goodbye honey!

Me, five years later: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Not the smartest person October 5, 2020
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The Worst Place In The World!!! No Texting, Smoking, Or Doing ANYTHING Of Interest!!! The Only Good Things Are That You Can A: Make Out With Your Girlfriend B: Hang Out With Friends And C: Being Happy As Hell When The Bell Rings!!! Think Of A Mindfield, Hell, A Prison, And Being Married To Kim Kardashian, And Multiply It By 100,000,000!!! And THAT'S School!!!
Mom: Tommy! Get Up Or You'll Be Late For School!!!

Tommy: MOM!!! 10 More Minutes...
by A.J Simpson November 10, 2012
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A prison where you are forced to write on retarded stuff and get annoyed by pricks. Keeps you from doing your favorite things.
1: School fucking sucks!

2: Ikr!

3 (Teacher): Detention (Solitary Confinement) for 10000 years!
by  September 2, 2022
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The basically pointless system of getting useless information into small children's head that really do not want to know this. School makes no sense.
E.g Toilet Pass Systems, Specific Weatheral Uniforms, Toxic Teachers They Can't Afford To Fire So They Keep Them, Classes We Don't Need In The Future, Nonsensical Punishments For The Kids, (and more)

School is completely disposable.
by Your Local Miss Take May 10, 2022
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