Scheme cousins

(Scottish, Irish) The parents of delinquent children who commit constant criminal antisocial behaviour.

That family up the street, their mother and father refuse to do anything about their kids launching dog shite at the number 14 bus from the big bridge. Sometimes i wonder if they are actually inbred, like scheme cousins.

by Joe Smiff May 14, 2024

Schemantics

Scheme- make plans, especially in a devious way or with intent to do something illegal or wrong.

Antics- an attention-drawing, often wildly playful or funny act or action

When someone doesn’t agree with the details of your story, schemantics

by Simbriaco February 18, 2024

Schewpid

You dumbass! It’s spelt Stupid!

The word is Stupid not Schewpid!

by BigManLettuce March 12, 2024

Shemp

The act of ejaculating in someone’s buttcheeks, and then sucking it out with a straw

I totally shemped Jesse the other day

by Jackandjill1567 March 31, 2024

Schemaneuntic

sche·ma·neun·tic /ˌski məˈnju ntɪk/ adjective
1 : characterized by twisting words or sentence structure to confuse, deceive, or appear clever
2 : relating to the art of manipulating language for persuasion or control
adverb sche·ma·neun·ti·cal·ly
: in a schemaneuntic manner
verb sche·ma·neun·ti·cize; sche·ma·neun·ti·cized; sche·ma·neun·ti·ciz·ing transitive verb
: to manipulate wording with hidden meanings, tricks, or power dynamics
noun sche·ma·neun·tics plural in form but singular or plural in construction
: the practice or techniques of schemaneuntic language manipulation

Etymology: coined by Rocky Kingston, August 17, 2025

sche·ma·neun·tic adjective/noun
Synonyms
word-twister, language-manipulator, sophister, deceiver, rhetorician, equivocator, spin-doctor
Antonyms
straight-talker, clarifier, honest-communicator, direct-speaker, truth-teller, unambiguous, forthright

"Dude, his schemaneuntic way of talking made it sound like he wasn’t responsible, but we all knew he was."
"Her schemaneuntics were so good that she could make a lie sound like the truth just by rearranging a few words."
"He argued schemaneuntically, making sure every sentence had a double meaning to keep everyone guessing."
"She schemaneunticized her apology so it still sounded like an insult, but technically, she ‘apologized.’"

by Rocky Kingston February 16, 2026

Schemander

To meander while shuffling your feet aimlessly--most likely under the influence of poppers (Not endemic to the gay community--just mostly them)

I got stuck behind a group of guys schemandering through the mall after lunch; just dragging their feet like zombies with nowhere to be because picking them up was apparently too much work.

by FancyFeet February 19, 2026

Schepers' Pie

The act of eating one's own cream pie out of a woman's anus, especially but not limited to when there are undigested vegetables such as corn, carrots, peas, etc. present in the anal cream pie.

Damn dude, she was so freaky, we even tried a Schepers' Pie

by Mercedes-Benz over June 13, 2025