Sardines

FUCKING disgusting.
Smelliest fish in the world.
Mank.

“Did you see that? That guy was eating sardines really fast! I guess he had a need for speed…”

by Drink N drive January 19, 2026

Sardina

🦶 Can’t follow a basic turn
👂 Ignores the rhythm
👄 “He didn’t lead it right”
🎶 Believes the beat should adjust to her mood

Dances like she’s fighting a ghost — and losing.

Bro, that was the last time I dance with her total Sardina vibes.
Careful, don’t compliment her too much or she’ll stop learning and go full Sardina

by Ozzy00 June 19, 2025

Sardine Time

A male-male-female group soaking session. Can involve more dudes, but only one woman. In this arrangement, the guys are "packed in like a bunch of sardines" and often shake each other so that none of them have to sin against alien Jesus. A controversial approach to sexuality amd purity requirements within the church. Common criticisms include it being a legalistic perversion of Joseph Smith's revelation, thats it's really gay, and that it has the potential to leave a whole generation of female saints "wallerred out". As one elder commented, "Steve, just imagine if the guys were black."

I just love sardine time with Joseph and Hezekiah. When they jiggle me, I really feel the spirit. Becky is a good woman, a fine conduit. Do you think we could wedge someone else in there? For the faith?

by Thedacious Jones October 26, 2025

Sardaar

A Sikh man who wears a turban and doesn't cut his hair

Person 1: Why is the Indian Army so strong?

Person 2: Cos its full of Sardaars!

by 5ecret5ingh November 3, 2025

Sardine

itty bitty fish that smells like a finger

Smells like sardines in here

by doflagie January 14, 2026

people's card

In the card game President, the "Scum" and other players with bad hands containing low cards ask for players with high cards (most likely the president or vice-president) to lay down a "people's card" so that they may use some of the low cards in their hand instead of passing their turn because they have no playable cards.

Justin: "C'mon Claudia! People's card PLEASE!"
Claudia: "Sorry, all I have are these three Aces. Guess I'm president.. again. Bow to me scum."
Justin: "NO! not again!"

by hothamwater August 9, 2010

Sweaty Sardines

When your testicles are sweating.

Hey I gotta go change I got some sweaty sardines.

by SardineSucker November 8, 2016