by Truth1919 July 27, 2016
Get the santa martamug. A person that likes to commit crimes like breaking and entering. Also has diabetes from how many fucking cookies he eats.
by Lilfam October 3, 2018
Get the Santa Clausmug. A large pedo that likes when little children sit on his lap and tell him what they want for christmas. He also usually watches little children to monitor their behaviour so he can alter their christmas presents.
Santa claus is coming to town...
He sees you when you're sleeping...
He knows when you're awake...
He knows if you've been bad or good...
He's a stalker for goodness sakes...
He sees you when you're sleeping...
He knows when you're awake...
He knows if you've been bad or good...
He's a stalker for goodness sakes...
by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 9, 2016
Get the Santa clausmug. by Karkels April 11, 2016
Get the golden santamug. A shit excuse for your parents to eat cookies and drink wine, also it's just your dad smooching your mother not an overweight fat old man cheating on his wife.
by _NotEllis_ January 25, 2018
Get the Santa Clausmug. When engaging in oral sex, pull out of your partner's mouth and ejaculate upon their eyeball, then proceed to grab some nearby tinsel from Christmas decoration and throw it on her face, giving her a full view of Christmas! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Laurel told me she wasn't feeling the Christmas spirit, so last night I surprised her with a Winking Santa.
by DocDirty March 7, 2016
Get the winking santamug. by 123TheTruth321 April 2, 2016
Get the santa gravymug.