Sage Heald

a boy with luscious long hair and magnificent pubic lice that looks like a blizzard when he pulls down those tight skinny capris. He usually walks around with a juice box in his hands while snorting cocaine on the weekends, on the week days he likes to sit home and fantasize about dolphins and riding them in the Piscataquag River.

Sage Heald is a wanksta

by 57w743784829 September 13, 2020

Sage

A 40+ year old virgin

You're a 37 year old wizard? Pathetic, I'm a 45 year old sage.

by SuperhumanCock December 7, 2023

SAGE

Sonic Amateur Game Expo: its an event/website that takes place every year where people can submit and vote for their favourite games , hacks and mods

I really love goin to SAGE

by SUPERSONICSTYLE November 4, 2022

Sage Hall

A piece of human shit who tries to be edgy but is really depressed and is just fucking waiting for the right moment to pull the trigger.

Oh my god that guy is such a Sage Hall.

I know he's gonna fucking shoot himself in the face.

by litfiresoundcloud October 1, 2017

Sage

a sexy amazing e girl mhm yup

did you see sage? they're like.... so hawt......

by vampcessa November 15, 2020

saging

Someone of a very young age scarin their friends with their knowledge on sexual conduct.

Jeff was saging his friends.

by ASFGJBFYKHGHHDTH April 2, 2018

Sage

unstable and high

Oh no a sage is approachin run before she strangles u to death :0

by 4tajii November 9, 2022