saddlemates

Two men/boys who frequently like to share the "saddle" and are joined at the hip in a completely homosexual way.

Rachel: What's the deal with Zach & Dave? I think they were planning a sleepover...

Kate: Oh, those two? They're totally saddlemates.

by Bast Tiernay May 31, 2009

saddiversary

An anniversary for a sad, depressing, or generally bad event. Can be used humourously in some cases.

1.
Chuck: "Why so glum, chum?"
Eric: "My dad died a year ago today"
Chuck: "Oh... happy saddiversary dude. I'm sorry"

2.
Larry: "Happy saddiversary Sean!"
Sean: "Huh? What happened today?"
Larry: "Remember last year when you finally dumped that crazy chick you were dating? The one who always bit you while giving head?"
Sean: "Oh yeah... Cheers!"

by Misnomer456 October 30, 2010

Saddam hot

A very attractive and/or sexy person or thing

"Jessica Alba is Saddam hot, I'd hide in a hole for a year to get with her".
"These sneakers are Saddam hot".

by DjaliPlume January 23, 2011

Saddam Clause

The false reasoning that it is okay to commit the perceived lesser evil of violating the principles of the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, national sovereignty, and/or international/federal/state/local laws to eliminate a perceived greater evil, regardless of the consequences.

The United States invoked the Saddam Clause to invade Iraq.

by OneBrokeGuy December 27, 2011

saddle-soap

A hunorous term for personal lubricant --- a warming and/or soothing slippery liquid/gel that is applied to the "contact areas" prior to intercourse, so that both the guy and the gal get a more comfy "ride".

Hottie #1: Yo! Why the groaning and crossed legs, Girl?
Hottie #2: Oh, it's just my new boyfriend, hunny --- he's so "big" and enthusiastic that I always feel sore "down there" for a while after we "do it".
Hottie #1: Aw, major bummer, sweetie --- you guys shoulda used saddle-soap!

by QuacksO January 10, 2015

saddle time

Time spent sitting on the toilet for purposes of poopin.

I'll see you in a bit, I had the Taco Bell value menu lunch and I need some saddle time.

by Some_Comedian April 23, 2018

Saddling the ass

v. to reason poorly

n. (Ass-saddler) one who reasons poorly.

P1: If we ride the donkey then we will have a great time. We are having a great time, therefore we are riding the donkey.
P2: Stop saddling the ass you ass-saddler.

by AbbaJoe April 11, 2018