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The 3 stump pump

When you fuck your misses with a randomers stump an make her cum in 3 pumps
I did the 3 stump pump to my Scottish bird last night I screamed like a pterodactyl
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Kicking the Stump

"Kicking the stump" refers to engaging in activities that are ultimately unproductive and futile, often imposed by an employer or authority figure, despite their lack of meaningful impact or effectiveness. These actions are typically repetitive, redundant, and serve little purpose beyond fulfilling arbitrary or bureaucratic requirements. This term captures the essence of tasks that waste time and resources without contributing to any significant outcome or progress.
Despite knowing the prospects had already declined the offer due to higher prices, the sales team spent their afternoon kicking the stump by making follow-up calls, as mandated by their manager.
by The Irony Insurgent July 9, 2024
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Related Words

silly tree stump

person 1: 'hey you silly tree stump'
tyler james: 'oh hey there, silly tree stump here!'
by tylerjamesisasillytreesstump February 10, 2025
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Ye Ol' Stump

The name given to those who possess other-worldly, inter-dimensional abilities, often deemed unnatural.
Do you know of Ye Ol' Stump?
by Sviggles May 13, 2025
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Stumpany

Jim should just call it stumpany, stupid company!
by uvogin December 19, 2021
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skumpy

When you are hungry but your stomach hurts
Want to get pizza?”

Yeah I do but I’m also skumpy.”
by UghLadybug June 18, 2018
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Trump Slump

What happens once the trump stump is revealed to a woman.
Jane: Well, Donny and I went out and he revealed his trump stump. I think he could tell I was disappointed in the tiny nub because the next thing that happened was it was just a small flaccid blob of dough. We laughed and called it trump slump.
by Runner707 December 14, 2016
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