tuesday night stripper

A stripper that isn't wanted.

Dude 1: Hey bro you want to go to the strip club!?!
Dude 2: Hell no! It's Tuesday; you don't want no Tuesday night strippers!

by Orangige November 6, 2013

Jonas Grumby, The "Skipper"

Jonas Grumby The "Skipper" from Gilligan's Island. Few people know what the Skippers name was. Played by Alan Hale, Jr. from 1964 to 1967 one of the "seven stranded castaways" from the ill-fated S.S. Minnow
stranded on an uncharted island on the Pacific following a storm.

Gilligan: "Skipper"
Skipper: "Yea little buddy"
Gilligan: "The radio said Jonas Grumby sank the Minnow, that's you"
Skipper: "Yes I know thats me Jonas Grumby, The "Skipper".

by Farsidefan February 14, 2009

Slippery Scooter

When someone is soaked from gay bar sweat there is no need for anal lube

Stewart is a slippery scooter, makes it easy to slide right in.

by HarryOne January 14, 2008

Slippery Chuck

The act of regurgitating on a female's chest in order to facilitate a properly lubricated titty fuck.

Last night, my girlfriend and I drank too much so I Slippery Chucked her.

by steadymatt February 4, 2009

Slippery Martha

(n) When a man mounts a woman and sprays maple syrup into her orifice. Causing a Slippery Martha feeling of Canadian pleasure.

"Man, I got on top of that girl and shot my maple syrup load onto her back! She was one slick bitch!"

"Ill!! What a Slippery Martha!"

by Slippery Martha Master June 4, 2009

slippery hotdog

When a woman lays face down and the man inserts his member into her sperm locker. natural juices builds and the member slips out slidding between her butt cheeks.

Hey man close call last night. I gave her a slippery hotdog.

by trimmean November 23, 2010

Snipperette

Snipperette:

(noun): The combination of a lip of Skoal Straight, two pouches of suns (Marlboro Rich is highly recommended) and a cigarette.

(verb): The act of putting in a lip of Skoal Straight and two pouches of suns (Marlboro Rich is highly recommended) while simultaneously smoking a cigarette.

Related terms: Tobacco Trifecta, Nico-tripping, Stupid

Brian thought a Snipperette would be an excellent addition to a his Texas road trip until a combination of Mexican food and a nicotine overload caused a violent and involuntary evacuation of his bowls in the driver's seat 100 miles west of San Antonio.

Attempting to Snipperette while driving is not recommended.

by Marlboro Man 5112 November 23, 2011