A sock that has been over the years filled with semen cum or in other words splooge. Due to the fact that it layed there soaking and drying up the cum it has become stale and hard over time (just like my relationship with my wife)
Your Mom: hey sweetie I found this sock in your room, its really stale what did you do to this
You: "oh god how did she find my stale sock"
You: "oh god how did she find my stale sock"
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Derived from essence of Stallion and Phalic. Stalic describes the character who gives off the sexual essence of a stallion.
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Get the Stale Turtle mug.n. Contrary to subway stalactite, subway stalagmite does not form on the ceiling. Subway stalagmite is a deposit left by dripping sewer water or run-off that comes from the stalactite deposits on subway ceilings. Usually it is a lighter color, though it ranges from white to brown, and gives off a foul odor. This can be attributed to the fact that it’s on the floor, below your nose, where air can circulate up to your nose. These are generally flat, and do not develop as tall or as quickly as subway stalactite.
A white to brown flat deposit below a dripping sewer pipe that gives off a foul odor can be considered subway stalagmite.
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