when taking a shit, you're on ther so long that, when you get up, the toilet rim leaves a big, oval-shaped red line around your ass.
And often leaving red ovals just above your knees from the weight of your elbows.
And often leaving red ovals just above your knees from the weight of your elbows.
dude, last nite i was taking a shit for like a fuckin hour and wen i got up, i had such a massive toilet stamp
the toilet toilet stamped me.
you: i have to go to the bathroom
mom: ok, make sure not to get a toilet stamp
you: mooooom!!
the toilet toilet stamped me.
you: i have to go to the bathroom
mom: ok, make sure not to get a toilet stamp
you: mooooom!!
by scootanigga October 28, 2005
by anderoohsally April 27, 2008
Money that the government supposedly gives to people who do not make enough money to buy "nutritious food" because of not getting paid enough from their job, or not having a job. But it's really only given to blacks and mexicans, especially mexicans that don't speak English.
Not given to Asian Americans or whites who don't make enough money to do anything but pay bills, or live in their vehicles and worry about when they are going to get their next meal. Also, not given to people that don't dress ghetto.
Most food stamps are used by rich/poor black people, mexicans, or white people who dress or are ghetto.
Not given to Asian Americans or whites who don't make enough money to do anything but pay bills, or live in their vehicles and worry about when they are going to get their next meal. Also, not given to people that don't dress ghetto.
Most food stamps are used by rich/poor black people, mexicans, or white people who dress or are ghetto.
---Example 1---
Asian #1: Hey man, I'm tired of stealing hot dogs from work, so I'm going to go apply for food stamps.
Asian #2: Alright man, you don't make more than $1100 a month, right?
Asian #1: I'm lucky if I make that.
1 month later...
Asian #1: WTF! They said I make too much money to get food stamps.
Mexican lady: What? I make more than you, and I have it. Honestly, you'd get them if you were black.
---Example 2---
white girl: I've applied for food stamps 3 times, and I can never get them. I have 2 kids and work part time in a gas station. I've been on the section 8 list for a couple years.
Asian #1: Wow...I couldn't get food stamps either.
white girl: Every time I go there, I see black people with all kinds of gold chains and expensive looking jewelry.
Asian #1: Yeah, I've seen a few come in here who had food stamp balances of over $1200. Wtf?
Asian #2: Wow...the government is all fucked up...
Asian #1: Hey man, I'm tired of stealing hot dogs from work, so I'm going to go apply for food stamps.
Asian #2: Alright man, you don't make more than $1100 a month, right?
Asian #1: I'm lucky if I make that.
1 month later...
Asian #1: WTF! They said I make too much money to get food stamps.
Mexican lady: What? I make more than you, and I have it. Honestly, you'd get them if you were black.
---Example 2---
white girl: I've applied for food stamps 3 times, and I can never get them. I have 2 kids and work part time in a gas station. I've been on the section 8 list for a couple years.
Asian #1: Wow...I couldn't get food stamps either.
white girl: Every time I go there, I see black people with all kinds of gold chains and expensive looking jewelry.
Asian #1: Yeah, I've seen a few come in here who had food stamp balances of over $1200. Wtf?
Asian #2: Wow...the government is all fucked up...
by Anonymous-4-Life January 23, 2011
'' She's got a tattoo of me right above her ass man
In the streets of Warren, Michigan we call 'em tramp stamps
That means she belongs to me, time to put the damn clamps
Down and show this hussy who's the man '' - W.T.P by Eminem
In the streets of Warren, Michigan we call 'em tramp stamps
That means she belongs to me, time to put the damn clamps
Down and show this hussy who's the man '' - W.T.P by Eminem
by D_Rocc69 September 19, 2010
Bandit Stamp -ing | Bandit Stamped
1. adj: To Dip ones own Testicular Scrotum in to Chocolate syrup. then to Tea Bag The other person. "
-- So that afterwards the PAST TENSE adj. <Bandit Stamped> LOOKS, Like A Bandit** looks to be wearing a robbers mask"
** Bandit Also referred to as a Raccoon and the Black mask looking appearance!
(also can be dipped in SHYT. Called POOP EYED
< preferably use a classic like Hershey, or you can be more refined and use Scharffen Berger, Michel Cluizel>
(Also called Bandit Mask)
1. adj: To Dip ones own Testicular Scrotum in to Chocolate syrup. then to Tea Bag The other person. "
-- So that afterwards the PAST TENSE adj. <Bandit Stamped> LOOKS, Like A Bandit** looks to be wearing a robbers mask"
** Bandit Also referred to as a Raccoon and the Black mask looking appearance!
(also can be dipped in SHYT. Called POOP EYED
< preferably use a classic like Hershey, or you can be more refined and use Scharffen Berger, Michel Cluizel>
(Also called Bandit Mask)
My girl is all pissed at me because I Bandit Stamped her last night, and this morning her dad woke her up and knew exactly what it was! .. She's not really mad that I gave her a Bandit Stamp, more the thought of her dad Bandit Stamping her mom! ,,, Now I hope her dad or her find out I Bandit Stamped her mom!!
Also called Bandit Mask BandiStampi coon bobbing coon stamp
Also called Bandit Mask BandiStampi coon bobbing coon stamp
by EquiinoX August 16, 2011
Another way to say you got laid. Often used in public settings to prevent the risk of looking slutty or whorish.
Vynni: So how was your date with Jackson?
Amanda: I let him stamp the passport
Vynni:Whoa! Eww! Isn't this like the 5th time you guys had sex.
Amanda:Yes, my frequent flier points were about to expire!
Amanda: I let him stamp the passport
Vynni:Whoa! Eww! Isn't this like the 5th time you guys had sex.
Amanda:Yes, my frequent flier points were about to expire!
by .:vynni.babyy:. June 19, 2009
The patch of hair on a man's lower back in the same area that a woman would get a "tramp stamp" tattoo. This patch of hair is typically the only hair they have on their back, and is often similar in size and shape to a tramp stamp.
When John took his shirt off, the man stamp peaking out above his shorts put Mary's tramp stamp to shame.
by Fuzzy back December 25, 2010